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Shahbaz Ishaq

Thappar

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

· 1 Like · Apr 06, 2019 at 00:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Yar Tumhare Numbr Ka Kya Problm Hy

Yar tumhare numbr ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba
bandar darakht se ulta latka huwa hy
plz try later.....

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 17:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Connecting Peepal

TEACHER:Agar 2 peepal k darakhtoun ko
ek rassi se baandh diya jaye tou uss rassi ko kya kahein ge?
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Pathan :
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"NOKIA"
(Connecting peepal)

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 10:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Height Of Bebasi

Height of BEBASI:
Every time I open the computer to do the Assignments..
My fingers automatically start typing
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www.Facebook.com

· 0 Like · Apr 05, 2019 at 02:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Ap K Pas Wo Wala Msg Hai

Ap k pas wo wala msg hai
jis me 1 Bewaqoof sirf
"Nahi" likh k reply karta he?
Jaldi Batao, plz...

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 19:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Chand Taray

Girl to his boy friend:
'Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?'

Boy:
'Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!'

· 3 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 12:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2019 at 05:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 2 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 21:04
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand

I Don't Use Apple Products Because Of Their Logo.
The Apple Has A Bite Taken Out Of It.
"Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand"

· 2 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 14:04
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