Safia Saeed

GAL KARNE EY DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE. AKHHA DE WHICH GOLABY TERE DORAY NE CHETE GHAR A JA TERE SORAY BARY CHANGE NEE. GETHO MERA YAAR LANGE JAGA ME HAREED LA JAIL ROAD HALL ROAD KHANG KE HAREED LA. CHOTY MOTEY ROAD TO ASA JANG NAEE LANGANE E ASA JANA E MALO MALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GALL KARNE E DADE NALL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNI. TEREYA PARAWA SANO BOHAT SATAYA EY SONYA E ONA GHAR PHADA SHADA PAYA E. PA LEEN GERE PANE ONA KHAAP WAY KAD LEEN JERA ONA KADNA EY SAP WE ASA LE JANA E TENU APNE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE GAAL KARNE E DADE NAAL KE ASA TERE GAAL KARNE.THIS IS FOR YOU MOAAZAM FAROOQ.

Jahalat ka matlab tabahi hai.

ek dafa bander ko jungle ka badshah banaya jata hai.ek din woh darakht per baith ker kaile kha raha hota hai ke ek loomri aati hai aur kahti hai ke sher aaj raat mere bachoon ko khane aaye ga meri madad karein.bander ye sun ker khoob darakht per uchalta hai aur phir loomri se khata hai jayo tumhare bachoon ko koi kuch nahi kahe ga.doosri dafa phir loomri aati hai bander os ko bhaag dauur ke baad yehi jawabdaita hai.teesri baar bhi aur phir chauti baar bhi.paanchwi baar loomri rooti hoi aati hai ke bander badshah aap ki itni yaqeendahanioon ke bawajood sher mere bachoon ko kha gaya hai. tu pata hai bander kia jawab daita.bander khata hai mein ne to boht BHAAG DAURRki thi aage Allah ki marzi.

Q. what do you call someone driving a taxi?
A. a taxi driver!
ha ha ha

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