Safia Saeed

College Ki Chuti Kay Baad Sub larkay Aur Larkiyain Bus Stop Kay Qareeb Ja Rhay Thay.Sadak Per Akk Larkay Ki Takker Samnay Atti Howew Larki Say Ho Gyee Larki Nay Larkay Koo Kous Say Goora Aur Kaha Tumhai Nazer Nahi Atta Yai Sadak Tumharay Baap Ki Hai. Larkay Hazir Jawab Tha Larka Nay Kaha Nahi Yai Sadak Mairay Nahi App kay Baap Ki Hai. Mujay Too Jaheez Main Meli Hai.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

aik aurat apne appartment ki khidki main khadi hoti hay.....neechay road per ik teil baichnay wala guzar raha hota hay.....kehta hay teil le lo ..teil le lo...aurat teil purchase karne ke liye aawaz deti hai...teil waalay zara rukna...teil waala chalta rehta hay...aurat ko bada ghussa aata hay.......woh zor se aawaz deti hay...teil waalay ruktay kyoon nahin.....teil wala chalte chalte jawab deta hay......bibi teil waala kabhi nahin rukta...!!

Shatro aur Gopal dono shayar they shator ustad tha aur Gopal us ka shgird ek din Gopal zabze laynay bazar gaya tu zabzi wali aurat ka bagal phata howa tha aur us kay bal nazar aa rahey they Gopal nay us kaha teyrey bagal kay itnay barey barey bal tu teyri dash ka kiya hall,aurat boli ager tu mard ka bacha hai tu is share ka jawab dey kay ja na , boli mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal. Gopal ki tu phat gai ab kiya karon sham tak sochta raha kuch samajh may nahi aaraha tha ,itnay may ek admi guzra Gopal nay us say kaha kay shatro ko bolo kay Gopal musobat may hai, thori deer bad shatro aaya us nay poocha kiya howa Gopal nay bola is nay shart rakhe hai kay ager may nay is kay share ka jawab share say nahi diya tu ye sab bazar walay mujhey marey gay, Shatro bola kiya share hai batao Gopal bola is nay kaha kay mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal, Shatro bola is may kiya hai mara bolla totay bal ye chala shatro ye chala Gopal.

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