Safia Saeed

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

College Ki Chuti Kay Baad Sub larkay Aur Larkiyain Bus Stop Kay Qareeb Ja Rhay Thay.Sadak Per Akk Larkay Ki Takker Samnay Atti Howew Larki Say Ho Gyee Larki Nay Larkay Koo Kous Say Goora Aur Kaha Tumhai Nazer Nahi Atta Yai Sadak Tumharay Baap Ki Hai. Larkay Hazir Jawab Tha Larka Nay Kaha Nahi Yai Sadak Mairay Nahi App kay Baap Ki Hai. Mujay Too Jaheez Main Meli Hai.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

aik aurat apne appartment ki khidki main khadi hoti hay.....neechay road per ik teil baichnay wala guzar raha hota hay.....kehta hay teil le lo ..teil le lo...aurat teil purchase karne ke liye aawaz deti hai...teil waalay zara rukna...teil waala chalta rehta hay...aurat ko bada ghussa aata hay.......woh zor se aawaz deti hay...teil waalay ruktay kyoon nahin.....teil wala chalte chalte jawab deta hay......bibi teil waala kabhi nahin rukta...!!