Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Asfand Yar

Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

· 7 Like · Sep 02, 2018 at 21:09
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Memoona Aqeel

Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...

· 8 Like · Jun 30, 2018 at 02:06
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Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · Jun 23, 2018 at 02:06
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Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · Jun 23, 2018 at 02:06
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Waqas Moti

La Jawab

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

· 2 Like · Jun 16, 2018 at 07:06
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Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2018 at 17:06
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Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 2 Like · Jun 14, 2018 at 08:06
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Sanam Baloch

Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

· 4 Like · Jun 08, 2018 at 04:06
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · May 29, 2018 at 12:05
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Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 6 Like · May 26, 2018 at 03:05
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