Abid Aqeel

Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

#jokes #meera

two friends were sitting, one said my father made 100 times shave a day other replied is he mad no he is barber the first friend replied: ha ha ha ha

once a boy was walking on his way.there he saw a pumpkin.when he took that in his hands there came outa gaint from the pumpkin.the gaint ask the boy to tell him his wish.the boy told him to give me a beautiful house.the gaint laughed & told thje boy that if i have a house.then why would i live in pumpkin.

AIKH DAFA TEEN DOST KHASTI MAY JA RAHAY THAY RATAY MAY OON KO AIKH JIN MILA OR KAHA MAY TUM SAB KO KHA JAOON GA TO SAB RONAY LAGAY*Jin NAY KAHA MAY TUM KO AIKH SHART PAR CHORoN GA *TUM SAB KUCH CHOOPAWOO OR AGAR MAYNAY DOOND LIYA TO MAY TUM KO KHA JAOON GA * TOO DOO DOSTON NAY APNI WATCH OR SHOES CHOOPAY TO JIN NAY DOOND LIYA OR ONN KO KHA GIA OR TESARY SAY POCHA KAH TUM NAY KIA CHOOPAYA HAI TO OS NAY JAWAB DIA KAH MAYNAY {POOCEE } MARE HAI DHOONDO TO JIN NA DOOND NA SAKHA OR OSAY CHOR DIA*
;)

Teen saal ki bachi kaghiz pencil pakrey kuch likh rai thi.
Ammi:billi kia likh rai ho?
Billi:Annu ko khut likh rai hoon.
Ammi:Magar tumheen to likhan hi nahin atta.
Billi:Annu ko parhna koon sa atta hey.

Aik drama writer apne dost se poochta hey k tumhein mera drama kesa laga,tu dost kehta hey k tum drame k akhir mein hero ko zehr k badle goli maar do,tu drama writer poochta hey k iss se kya ho ga,tu dost kehta hey k goli ki awaz se public jaag tu jaey gi.