Miya aur Biwi

Mareez: Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kch sunai nahi deta.
Doctor: yeh beemari nahi tum pe ALLAH ki khaas rehmat hai.

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D