Miya aur Biwi

Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

#jokes #lateefay

Faqeer: Bibi! kia aap k paas bhokay k liye khana hai?
Bibi: Haan hai, magar abhi wo bhooka office se nahi aaya.

#lateefay #jokes

miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

#jokes #lateefay

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dulha romantic Andaz me Bola:
may I Kiss u darling?
.
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
.
Humne To kabhi
.
Gairo ko b Manaa Nai kiya,
.
Ab Aap To Fir b Apne Ho:

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000.. :p

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

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