Miya aur Biwi

Miyan ki goad mai bacha so raha tha.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.

Biwi: Tum itni dair se bachay ko chup nahi karwa saktay.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.

Shohar: Tum ne larki se keh dia hai k agar us ne apni marzi se shadi ki to usay meri Jaidaad se kuch nahi milega?
Biwi: Us se kehne ki kia zarorat thi, Maine larkay se keh dia tha wo us din k baad se nahi aya.

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.