Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 7 Like · Jan 08, 2020 at 18:01
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Alishba Khan

Apni Manhoos Nazren

Larki: kya aap mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakte hain.
Aadmi: Jee Jee kya?
Larki: Apni manhoos nazren

· 13 Like · Jan 07, 2020 at 14:01
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Abdul Ghaffar

Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai?

Larka: Me tum se bohat pyaar karta hoon
Larki: Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai
Larka: Wah jee Wah Setting Hui Nahee aur Farmaishen Shuru

· 9 Like · Jan 03, 2020 at 21:01
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Mukhtalif Biwian Apnay Shohron Se Lartay Huay

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

· 0 Like · Jan 03, 2020 at 11:01
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Saeed Sarwar

Mulazim Or Malik

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

· 1 Like · Jan 02, 2020 at 11:01
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Sarmad Ali

What Joke Nice Na????

paani lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

· 1 Like · Dec 31, 2019 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Kainaat Siddique

Lalbaig

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2019 at 11:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Iqbal

Cricket Joke

During a short break of a cricket match, a batsman drank too much. He staggered to the captain and said that he could see 3 of everything. Captain said, no problem, if the ball comes towards you, you just hit the middle one. The batsman went back to the crease and faced the baller but unfortunately he got out at the very first delivery. When the batsman reached back to the pavilion, Captain said, what happened? you didn-t hit the middle one? Batsman said, yes I did but I used the outside bat.

· 1 Like · Dec 26, 2019 at 03:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahid Siddiqui

Khullah Chalenge Hai

AIK AADMEE GHAR SE KUCH TEIL LAY KE AIK ZIYARAT PE JATA HAI...WAHAAN WOH DUA KARTA HAI KAI YA Allah mera teil duble hu jai...us ki dua qabool hu jatee hai...woh wahaan kuch teil daal daita hai....aur phir woh doosree ziyarat pe jata hai wahaan phir woh dua karta hai kai teil dble hu jai....teil phir dble hu jata hai.....woh jitna us ne phelee ziyarat pe teil dala tha utna hi teil woh doosre ziyarat pe daal daita hai...phir woh tessre ziyarat pe jata wahaan pe b woh dua karta hai aur teil dble hu jata hai.....woh wahaan per sara teil daal daita hai.....woh tinoun ziyratoun pe beraber teil daal kai ghar aajata hai........

HUB AAP LOGOUN NE BATTANA HAI KAI WOH AADME GHAR SE KITTNA TEIL LAI KE GIYA THA.....KE SAREE JUGGA BERABER TEIL DAAL DIYA...

hub julde se ess ka jawab mujey mail karien...shukriya...

· 1 Like · Dec 24, 2019 at 16:12
Category: miscellaneous
 

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