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Maleeha Bukhari

A Paki At A Fix With His Computer

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from A Pakistani from a small villege near Rawalpindi.

We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I
want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But
when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only *
comes.But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced
The
problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he
said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have
opened the email account with password *****. But I request u to check
this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!.

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down
the computer.

There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo
recorder. We request u to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after
clicking
started running and he has run up to Islamabad from Rawalpindi. So we
request u to change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home.
Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?

Next, Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outerview of the mail.
Is
there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of ourhouse. So I
searched
for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the
same
there also . Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,

A Pakistani, B.E Computer Science (Lahore University)

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2021 at 21:06
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Madiha Shahid

When A Paki Grabbed An Indian S Football

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2021 at 17:06
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Abdul Rasheed

Pakistan State Lottery

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Pakistan State lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Courtsey: Pakitan Forex Department

· 1 Like · May 28, 2021 at 02:05
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Abdul Rasheed

Pakistan State Lottery

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Pakistan State lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Courtsey: Pakitan Forex Department

· 1 Like · May 27, 2021 at 05:05
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Ali Bukhari

President Musharraf In Que For Visa...

President General Pervez Musharraf was driving around Islamabad when he saw long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad. He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave Pakistan. No sooner did people see the President with them that they left the queue to return to their homes. President Musharraf was surprised and asked them why they had the change of heart and decided to stay back in Pakisatn than to go abroad. They replied: ``If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no reason for us to go.--

· 1 Like · May 21, 2021 at 20:05
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Moiz Malik

Bemari

ak docter ki bive kharab te ak din docter gar main nahein ta or os ka gala karab ta rath gar aya dastak di demay lajay main kaha darwaza kolo bewi nay kahan aoo ja,di doctor ghar main nahin hai

· 1 Like · May 20, 2021 at 23:05
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Qamar Jabbar

Sky & Skirt

QUES:WHAT IS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT ?

ANS:SKY COVER THE WHOLE GENERATION AND SKIRT COVER THE GENERATION HOLE.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

· 1 Like · May 12, 2021 at 19:05
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Abdul Kareem

Doo Bachay

Doo Bachay Appes Main Batain Karahay Hotay Hai. Phyla Kahta Hai Kay Tujay Kouch Nahi Atta. Doosa Bajcha Masoomyet Say Boltta Hai Mujay Atta Hai Aur Bahut Zoor Say Atta Hai. Main Baag Kar Jatta Jatta Houn Wa Phalay Say Koee Na Koee Bahta Hotta Hai.

· 1 Like · May 09, 2021 at 19:05
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Safia Saeed

Jaheez

College Ki Chuti Kay Baad Sub larkay Aur Larkiyain Bus Stop Kay Qareeb Ja Rhay Thay.Sadak Per Akk Larkay Ki Takker Samnay Atti Howew Larki Say Ho Gyee Larki Nay Larkay Koo Kous Say Goora Aur Kaha Tumhai Nazer Nahi Atta Yai Sadak Tumharay Baap Ki Hai. Larkay Hazir Jawab Tha Larka Nay Kaha Nahi Yai Sadak Mairay Nahi App kay Baap Ki Hai. Mujay Too Jaheez Main Meli Hai.

· 2 Like · May 09, 2021 at 11:05
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