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Simran Chaudhry

Designer From : India
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 94
Member Since : Apr 16, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Simran Chaudhry

mary biwi chohy say darty hai

ak banda ro ro kay allah say doa kar raha tha ,alla mian mughy choha bana day, dosry dost nay kaha yaar yah kia doa mang rahy ho? pahla admi rota hoa bola taar mari biwi siraf chohy say darty ha is liy.....ha ha ha ha .

· 4 Like · 4 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Simran Chaudhry

Naseehat Ka Asar Na Karna

· 22 Like · May 23, 2018 at 18:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Simran Chaudhry

Khuda Aur Maut Ko Yaad Rakho.


· 13 Like · May 12, 2018 at 10:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Simran Chaudhry

Zahir Mat Daikh

· 15 Like · May 10, 2018 at 07:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Simran Chaudhry

Rukey To Chand,

Rukey to chand, Chale to hawaaon jesa hai,
Woh shakhss dhoop mein dekho to chaaon jesa hai.

· 1 Like · May 07, 2018 at 15:05
Category: poetry-sms
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Simran Chaudhry

Achi Khadima

· 3 Like · May 07, 2018 at 11:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Love

Simran Chaudhry

Shab E Wehshat Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai,

Shab-e-wehshat ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Mujhe tum se mohabbat ho gayi hai,
Kisi ka lamss hai jis ke hunnar se,
Mukammal sab ibaadat ho gayi hai,
Koi din ke liye deewangi bhi,
Mere dil ko ghaneemat ho gayi hai,
Bohat behaal rehte they magar ab,
Humain hijrat ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Gulaab asaar rastey muntazir hai,
Ke mausam ki inaayat ho gayi hai,
Zameen se aasman tak roshni hai,
Meherbaan hum pe fitrat ho gayi hai.

· 0 Like · Apr 22, 2018 at 13:04
Category: love
 
Poetry / General

Simran Chaudhry

Darta Hun Teri Khamshi Se Mai

· 0 Like · Apr 16, 2018 at 17:04
Category: general
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Simran Chaudhry

Nawaz Sharif

Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

· 4 Like · Sep 22, 2017 at 23:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Simran Chaudhry

Ek Bazoo (arm) Nahin Hota........

EK ADMI HOTA HAI JISKA EK BAZOO NAHIN HOTA...SARE USSE KAITE HAIN KE TUM ITNE NAKAME HO....EK DIN WO KHUDKHUSHI KARNE GAATA HAI AUR MINAR PE CHAR KE KEHTA HAI AAJ MAINE MAAR JANA HAI...
NECHE DHEK TA HAI AUR EK ADMI KO DEKTA HAI JISKE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHN HOTE AUR WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI.
WO MINAR SE NICHE CHAR TA HAI AUR USKE PAAS JATE HAI..... WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI AUR BAHOT TEEZ (FAST) ADMI KAITA HAI BHAI TUMARE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHIN HAIN TUM ITNE KHUSH MERA EK BAZOO NAHIN ME ITNA PARESHAAN (UPSET) ADMI JAWAB DETA HAI....
KISNE KAHA KE MAIN KHUSH HO MUJHE CHUMONE LAR RAHE HAIN HAHAH :)

· 3 Like · Jul 18, 2017 at 17:07
Category: miscellaneous
 

Simran Chaudhry

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Country : India

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