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Abdul Waheed

Red And White

3 chuhe ghar chhodf kar chale gaye .teen saal bad we lote,tab 2 chuhe mote ho gaye or ek patla.
dono ne bataya ki we mithai ki dukan mein gaye the ,kha-kha ke mote ho gaye
3ra bola ,main ciggrattee ki dukan mein gasya tha, patla ho gaya
itne mein ek billi aayi,to patla chuha chhup gaya aur wo do motwe choho ko kha gayi,
kuchh der bad chota chuha nikla aur bola :-HUM RED AND WHITE PINE WALON KI BAAT HI KUCHCVH AUR HAI
HIHOIHAHA......

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2020 at 19:02
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Nasir Alam

Mera Aik Sawaal Hai

mera aik sawaal hai jo us ka jawab battae ga us ko inaam mille ga..
aik aadme kai pass aik sher aik bukree aur gaas hai aur aik kashte hai...us admee ne darya kai par jana hai laikun woh aik waqat mein sirf aik cheez lai ker ja sukta hai....hub aap batain kai woh kiya tareeqa hu kai woh tammam cheezian aik aik ker ke le jai...?

· 2 Like · Feb 19, 2020 at 05:02
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Nasir Alam

Mera Aik Sawaal Hai

mera aik sawaal hai jo us ka jawab battae ga us ko inaam mille ga..
aik aadme kai pass aik sher aik bukree aur gaas hai aur aik kashte hai...us admee ne darya kai par jana hai laikun woh aik waqat mein sirf aik cheez lai ker ja sukta hai....hub aap batain kai woh kiya tareeqa hu kai woh tammam cheezian aik aik ker ke le jai...?

· 2 Like · Feb 17, 2020 at 12:02
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Abdul Khaliq

A Hawaii Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

· 1 Like · Jan 19, 2020 at 07:01
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Abdulla Bhatti

Goora Ko Hasana

aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....

· 1 Like · Jan 18, 2020 at 04:01
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Ijunoon

Nazar Ki Kamzori

Laal Baig Ko Doodh

Me Ubaal Kar

Dhoop Me Sukha

Ker Laal Mirchon Ke

Sath Pees Kar Aankhon

Par Laganay Se

Nazar Kamzor

Nahi Hoti,

· 0 Like · Jan 17, 2020 at 11:01
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Ijunoon

Zubaida Aapa Ka Rabri Wala Totka

Zubaida aapa ka rabri wala totka

Agar Nazly or khansi ke sath sath namkeen bulgum bhi Aa rahi ho to

thori cheeni kha lain

us se Ap ko Rabrri ka maza Aay ga

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2020 at 04:01
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Ijunoon

Kya Aap Ke Paas Zubaida Aapa Ka Number Hai?

· 2 Like · Jan 11, 2020 at 02:01
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Zahid Mahmood

Zubaia Aapa Ka Inqilabi Totka

· 1 Like · Jan 10, 2020 at 07:01
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