Jokes / Miscellaneous

Muhammad Aftab

Yaar Agar Bhens Main Bhi Aqal Hoti To Kiya Hota

Dost: yaar agar bhens main bhi aqal hoti to kiya hota.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.

· 0 Like · Jul 15, 2019 at 16:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Madiha Sultan

Which Part Of Human Body Expands10 Times Its Normal Size ??

Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
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Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
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Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
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Teacher:" Right !!
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Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!

· 2 Like · Jul 15, 2019 at 09:07
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mian Chandio

Girl - Remove my top Justin bieber

Girl - Remove my top
Justin bieber - did it...
Girl - now remove my skirt
Justin bieber - did it...
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Girl - I will kill you justin if you wear my Clothes again

· 1 Like · Jul 15, 2019 at 02:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Abdul Karim Khan

A Boy Was Sitting In A Park.

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha

· 0 Like · Jul 14, 2019 at 18:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Jiya Daniyal

How To Disturb.

How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? hahahahaa

· 3 Like · Jul 14, 2019 at 11:07
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Aftab Ahmed

Pehli Bar Mera Gunghat Uthaya To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya??

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

· 0 Like · Jul 14, 2019 at 04:07
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ameera Gul

Girl Friend Our Biwi Main Kitna Farq Hota Hai

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha


· 0 Like · Jul 13, 2019 at 21:07
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Anam Lateef

Tum Hamara Shadi Par Kiya Khas Kare Ga

Pathan apne bhai se: tum hamara shadi par kiya khas kare ga?
Bhai: hum tumhara shadi main hawai firing nahin balke khudkash dhama ke kare ga!!!

· 2 Like · Jul 13, 2019 at 13:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Kaka Shararti

Hafiz Mehran

Aaj Aap Sab Logon Ki Dawat Hoti

jitni duaen aap pakistan cricket team ke liye karte hain utni hi duayen agar aap meri shadi ke liye karte to aaj aap sab logon ki dawat hoti...

#kaka #jokes

· 55 Like · Jul 13, 2019 at 06:07
Category: kaka-shararti
 
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