Urooj Zahed

Ek admi kay pass ek totee hotii hai joo bohat galeeyan daytee thi us totee ka malik us totee say pareeshan tha,yea baat who apnay doost koo bata hai,uss ka doost bolta hai koi masla hii nahi hai mairay pass doo namazii parhaizgar doo totay hain unn kay choor doo theek hoo gayee gi to who admi apnee totee apnay doost ko daydayta hai.jab totee ko ek totaa dakhta hai who doosray totay ko koonee markar bolta hai sijday say uutth gaaooo hamaree doowa qabool hooo gaee hai

aik din mein jungle mein ja raha tah samanay say aik sher aya woh meri taraf daikh kar daharah mein be chekkah us na sir helaya and then me to us na meri ankhoo mein ankhein dallieh mein na be pir us na dum helai idhar mein rah gaya pir woh mery taraf bahga lekin mein us ke taraf nahien pehchay ke taraf

Sikary nay appnay mulazim say poucha?""ham is janvarka kia name rakayin jis per ham nay goli chalai hai mulazimnay jahrion main ja kar dehka or wapes a kar bataya sahabwa janvar appna name elim dine bata raha hai:

DO DOST HOTAY HAI AAK KHOTA AUR DUSRA TOTA.DONO HAWAI JAHAZ ME SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAI.TOTA(PARROT)AIR HOSTESS KO BULATA HAI AIR HOSTESS POOCHTI HAI KIA KAAM HAI TO TOTA KAHTA HAI BUS AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI IS TARAH TEEN CHAAR BAR KAHTA HAI TO KHOTA BHI IS TARH HI KARTA HAI AIR HOSTESS PILOT KO KAHTI HAI PILOT KAHTA HAI UN DONO KO GAIT KAY PASS LAJOA WOH UN KO GAIT KAY PASS LA JATI HAI PILOT GAIT KHILTA HAI AUR AIR HOSTESS UN DONO KO DHAKKKAIL DATI HAI WOH NEEECHAY GIRE RAHAY HOTAY HAI TO KHOTA KAHTA HAI MAIN TO MAR GIA MUJHAY URNA NAHIN AATA TO TOTA KAHTA HAI AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI NAHIN KARNI THI.

Gun_Gunaatay Barastay Raasto''n Ki,
Dil_Kashi Apni Jaga.......

Aur Sab K Darmiyaa''n,
Teri Kami Apni Jaga.....

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..