Mahu Arish

Ek Larka bahot Kamzoor tha
Uski maa us ko Dr k pass le gai.
Dr. ne check up k baad us k 2no Hathelion per Plastar Bandh Diya,
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2 week baad larka Bilkul Sehat Mand Ho gaya...
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Tu cartoon network dekh
Teri samajh main POGO bhi nhi aaye ga.

after losing the home cricket series against pakistan the mother of rahul dravid asks him to fetch milk for her from the shop.dravid,anticipating the reaction of people,wears a burqa.on the way,he meets another burqa-clad figure.
figure:""are you dravid?""
dravid(astonished):""yes,why?""
figure:""don-t you know who iam? i am sachin tandulkar.

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in
England. Before
the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

The Italian was first: ""I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will
be a pink day..""

The French was next: "" I wake up in the morning, I eat a
yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter
on TV..

Last was the Indian, : ""I wake up in the morning, I hear
the phone
""green green"", I ""pink"" up the phone and I say ""Yellow"" hihiih ~BE~SAFE*Bye_Shye

Agar talash karo to mil hi jaye ga
Magar kon hamari tarha tum ko chahy ga
Tumhein zaroor koi chahtoon say dekhay ga
Magar woh ankhein hamari kahan say laye ga
Tumharay sath yeh mosam gulabon jaisa hai
Tumharay baad yeh mosam bohat rulaye ga.