Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Shagufta Yasmeen

Tum Paga Huay Kaisay

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

· 5 Like · May 14, 2019 at 09:05
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Mehreen Ali

Aadmi Hakeem Se

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

· 3 Like · May 09, 2019 at 20:05
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Samreen Qaisar

Sar Par Tankay

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

· 2 Like · May 07, 2019 at 01:05
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Amir Rasheed

Mera Boyfriend Ek Number Ka Kameena Hai

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

· 8 Like · Jul 03, 2018 at 11:07
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Memoona Aqeel

Itmenaan

· 4 Like · Jun 28, 2018 at 13:06
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Farah Gulzar

Hakla

· 3 Like · Jun 05, 2018 at 11:06
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Javed Akhtar

Aji, Kia Faida

· 6 Like · May 26, 2018 at 10:05
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Urooj Zahed

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai.

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..

· 11 Like · May 19, 2018 at 09:05
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Muzammil Shahzad

Rangeen

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?

· 3 Like · May 13, 2018 at 13:05
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Kashif Yaqoob

A Boy With His Father Went To Doctor With Infection On His Face.

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

· 3 Like · May 12, 2018 at 09:05
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