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Shahbaz Ishaq

Hamara Girlfrnd Gongi Hai

1 pathan khali paper ko bar bar chom raha tha.
Sardar..ye kya hai.
Pathan.. love leter hai.
Sardar..mgr ye to khali hai.

Pathan.. hamara girlfrnd gongi hai

· 1 Like · Apr 11, 2019 at 00:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher To Pappu

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?
Pappu ...Money
Teacher... I would prefer Brain

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

· 3 Like · Apr 10, 2019 at 16:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Khatarnak Bomb

Police:
Hamen Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai,
Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Men Khatarnak Bomb Hai
Admi:
Khabar To Pakki Hai

Magar Abhi Woh Maikay Gai Hui hai :-D

· 2 Like · Apr 10, 2019 at 09:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Light Travels Faster Than Sound

"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"

"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P

· 1 Like · Apr 10, 2019 at 02:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Pagal Ne Pagal Ki Jan Bachai

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.
doctor ne usy office bulaya aur kaha
Tumne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya k tum normal ho,
lekin afsos k aj subha us ne rasi se latak kar phir khudkushi kar li..?
Pagal:

Ha,ha,ha
Wo to
meney usy sukhany k leye latkaya tha

· 1 Like · Apr 09, 2019 at 18:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Pyar Hi Pyar Ke Kaam Aata Hay

Girl:
Yar Me Apna Purs Ghar Bhool i hun.
Muje 1000 Rupay Chahiye thay.
BOY: pyar Hi pyar ke Kaam Aata Hay
Lo 40 Rupay
Riksha pakro or Purs lay aao:-)

· 4 Like · Apr 09, 2019 at 08:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Bewa Aurat

Miss: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko
100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?
Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT!

· 1 Like · Apr 09, 2019 at 01:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Ye Kis Cheez Ka Khait Hai

Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai jis
se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala
poda konsa he........??? :-)

· 4 Like · Apr 08, 2019 at 18:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Which Computer Do U Have

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core
i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7,
64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???
Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ;)

· 2 Like · Apr 08, 2019 at 11:04
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