Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Ali Khan

True Incident Happened Today In Karachi Pakistan

TRUE incident ...

KARACHI "
shersha pull per subha 9 bajy
5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan say tha or wo 1 gari say otar kr 2sri par sawar hony lagy thy k
aik
na maloom
motorcycle walay Ne
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Salam kiya
.
3 afrad ne moqay par hi jawab de diya

or

2 ne kaha
.
.
Ye kaun tha?

· 3 Like · May 25, 2019 at 01:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Raza

Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

· 3 Like · May 24, 2019 at 17:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ureeda Tehreem

A Brilliant Marketing Statement Written Outside A Women Shoe Shop

A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a ''Women Shoe Shop''.....
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50% discount if you select in 5
minutes!

· 3 Like · May 24, 2019 at 10:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Mehmood Khan

Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

· 4 Like · May 24, 2019 at 02:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Judge Aur Mujrim

Ijunoon

Kaun Sala Aisa Kehta Hai

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

· 4 Like · May 23, 2019 at 18:05
Category: judge-aur-mujrim
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Zahid Mahmood

Sari Mehnat Zaya Hojati

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

· 3 Like · May 23, 2019 at 11:05
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Luqman Mali

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja... "Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ... Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati
Hai..=P:-)

· 1 Like · May 23, 2019 at 03:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Abdul Karim Khan

Dad, Can You Write In The Dark

Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
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Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
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Son : Your name on this report
card.

· 2 Like · May 22, 2019 at 20:05
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Shaista Anam

Agar Koi Hall Hota Tou Me Malang Nah Hota

· 4 Like · May 22, 2019 at 13:05
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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