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Amna Obaid

Glottony

Once,ther was hotel.they introduced a new scheme that if anybody eats 100 chapatis then he will not be charged.
An Indian came there and started eating.when he reached upto 90 then the the hotel staff began to decieve him by reducing the number of chapatis.he said that it is not fair and he bvecame angry.he said that we will start again.he he he.............................................................................................................ho ho ho

· 5 Like · Dec 01, 2018 at 03:12
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Javed Ashraf

Beautifull Girl, Zaheen Larki

Saleem nay akmal say poochaa, Yar tumhari sektary nazar nahin aa rahi. Akmal nay jawab dia, Yar main nay usay nikal dia hay. Saleem nay hairan hoo kar poocha, Yar woh tu buhat zaheen larki thee usay kyun nikal dia. Akmal nay kaha, Kia khak zaheen thee, main usay kamray main bulaa kar jab bhee baithnay kay liay kehta thaa woh chair dhondhnay lagtee thee.

· 1 Like · Nov 30, 2018 at 14:11
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Maleeha Bukhari

Meman

ek meman ne mazban se kaha ke app ke mekeeyia muje boot tahng kareye hai .
mezban ne kaha kiya kereye yaar . yeh jabee koyee gandee cheeze deklte hai to os pe byit jate hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 30, 2018 at 06:11
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Abdullah Shahid

Pisti Pisti

Aik american aik dehati ki yahan mahman ban ker gua us kay sath us ka dog bhi tha wo humesah dog ko phlay kahna khilta tha phir khud kahta tha. aik din wo angrz kahian bahar ghomay gua huha tha, dehati kay gher main ghost nahi tha us nay anrez kay dog ko halal ker kay us ka qorma bana diya, agrez wapis aiya to us nay kaha ""hey its smell tastey"" phir us say apnay dog ko awaz di Pisti Pisti, to dehati kahta hay , agay nahi dekhti dekhti.....

· 1 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 23:11
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Abdul Rahman

Mashook Joke

ek dafa ek bhai apni behan ke saath jaa raha tha ke saamne se uska dost aa gaya us ne kaha ke ""kya baat hai mashook ko ghumaane le ja rahe ho?""
to us ne kaha "" mashook higi teri meri to behan hai""

· 1 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 16:11
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Asiya Faheem

Ever Grean Love

eik larka or ladki date per jatey hain
donoo bohat romantic mode min hotin hain
ladki laadkey se kehtee hi drling shdee key baad bhi mujhey itna piyar karoo gey ladka answer deta hey ager tumaharey husband ko itraaz (mind)na ho to haaaaa haaaaaa......

· 1 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 09:11
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Farhan Bilal

Eik Larki Thi Dewani Si

Eik larki thi chichori si, Eik larko ko line deti thi, Nazrain juhka kay sharma kay,Markit say guzra karti thi,chori chori, chupkay chupkay, Email likha karti thi, Kuch khana tha shayid us ko, Janay kis say pati thi, Jub bhi milti thi mujh say, Mujh say kaha karti thi, Date par kab chalo gay, Tum date par kab chalo gay, Aur main sirf yeah hi khay pata tha.

Abay chal na yaar patli gali say rasta naap, Kyonn tame barbad karti hai.

· 2 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 00:11
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Sadaf Butt

Hum To Lakho Kay Hoyai

andari raat mai ghawara na howa""
hum to lako kay howai makar koye hamara na howa""

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2018 at 16:11
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Samra Mushtaq

Bbc

AIK ADMEE DUSRAY ADMEE SAY KEHTA HAI YAR BBC KA KEYA MATLAB DUSRA ADMEE JAWAB DAYTA HAI ""BARAKAT SHAH BARGAIN CENTER"".

· 4 Like · Nov 28, 2018 at 08:11
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