Judge aur Mujrim

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai

judge:is mujrim ke dono kan kaat do.
mujrim:judge saab mere kaan mat kato warna main andha ho jaon ga.
judge:woh kaise?
mujrim:sir main ainak kaise lagaon ga???????????

judge:tum per ilzam hai k tum nay khazanay to loota hai apnay ikhtiarat ka faida uthaay hooway. Tum khud bataoo thumaray saath kya keeya jayea
Mujrim: bus janab mujhay bhi saudia arib bajah dain

Aik dehati ksi muqadma mai adalat mai paish hua aur bayan daine laga. thori dair baad judge ne kaha. Tumhari baatain meri samajh nahi aa rahi behtar hai tum koi wakeel kar lo.
Dehati (Saadgi se): wakeel to aap karen jinhen baat ki samajh nahi arahi.