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Waseem Mughal

Dead Body

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen

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Waseem Mughal

14 Girls

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy: Oh Yea... What a life!"


Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

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Madiha

Weight

Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

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Waseem Mughal

Dooooooooor

Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

Mareez: Chaand.
Doctor: Ab is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga?

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Abdul Rehman Rehman

Umeed Pe Duniya Qaim Hai

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera malik muje bohat maarta hai

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhaag q nahee jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhaag to jata... par yahan future bara bright hai... malik ko khoobsoorat beti jab koi shararat karti hai to to malik kehta hai, " Teri Shadi Gadhe Se Kardooga " ....

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Zameer

Pathan

PATHAN.
me tere 64 k 64 dant tor donga.
pas khara ek molvi bola :khan dant to 32 hote hen.
PATHAN: muje patha tha k tu beech me zaroor bole ga tere b mela k bathya he.

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Waseem Mughal

Data Base

Teacher;
Translate into English "Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mujse Hafiza Mera"
STUDENT:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case.

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Waseem Mughal

Japanese Vs Pakistani

Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!

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Waseem Mughal

Bird Flu

TEACHER-Kal tm school q nai aye?
STuDNeT-Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha.
TCHR-ye to murge ki bimari hy?
STDNT-ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kab?
roz murga bna deti hEn.

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Waseem Mughal

Phoolon K Haar

Operation se Pehly Doctor ne Phoolon k Haar Mangwaey...
Patient: Ye kis Liye?
DR: Mera First Operation Hy.
Agr kamyab Hua Tu mere Liye Werna Tmhary Liye. ;-)

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Perfect example of laziness
Posted by abdul karim khan
Posted on : Dec 26, 2015

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