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Luqman Mali

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja... "Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ... Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati
Hai..=P:-)

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
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Amina Noor

4 Guys 1 From Harvard 1 From Oxford, 1 Texas And Sardar From Punjab University

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4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Zindagi Jahanum

Us larki k israar par tum ne sharab noshi, ayashi aur awara gardi tark kar di?
"Be-Shak"
To phir tum ne us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
"Mai ne socha itni mushkil se zindagi sudhri hai, to ab usay dobara jahanum banane ki kia zarorat hai"?

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

University

Aik Talib-e-ilm ne MBA ka form bhartay hue choukidaar se poocha.
Janab! yeh university kaisi hai?
Buhat achi hai maine bhi MBA isi university se kia hai.

· 2 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Mobile Aya To Kya Kya Khatam Hua?

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...

· 1 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Jigri Dost Ki Teen Nishaniya

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

· 1 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Wazu

1 shakhs ne molvi se poocha
agar namaz parhte hue sher aa jaye to kya namaz jari rakhni chahiye ?
molvi : agar wuzu baqi rahay to jari rakh satke hain

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Football

foot baal ke doo khilari baatein kar rahay thay aik bola. mai ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay poooray doo ghantay baad wapas i. “ dosra bola : yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mein ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay woh doo din baad wapas i aur is ke sath aik parchi bhi thi. jis par likha tha kay yeh foot baal aindah chaand par nah aaye .

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Shahida Malik

Aqal Mand Kay Liye Ishara Hi Kafi Hota Hai

aik admi army me bharti hogaya do din bad jung shuru hogai, doran e jang aik goli uss aadmi ke helmet par lag gai jab us admi ne ye dekha to bhag khara hua aur bola, aqalmand kay liye ishara hi kafi hota hai

· 3 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Alisha Khan

Bittu Ka Kamra

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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