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Abdul Khaliq

A Hawaii Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Abdulla Bhatti

Goora Ko Hasana

aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....

· 1 Like · Jan 18, 2020 at 04:01
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Ijunoon

Nazar Ki Kamzori

Laal Baig Ko Doodh

Me Ubaal Kar

Dhoop Me Sukha

Ker Laal Mirchon Ke

Sath Pees Kar Aankhon

Par Laganay Se

Nazar Kamzor

Nahi Hoti,

· 0 Like · Jan 17, 2020 at 11:01
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Ijunoon

Zubaida Aapa Ka Rabri Wala Totka

Zubaida aapa ka rabri wala totka

Agar Nazly or khansi ke sath sath namkeen bulgum bhi Aa rahi ho to

thori cheeni kha lain

us se Ap ko Rabrri ka maza Aay ga

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2020 at 04:01
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Ijunoon

Kya Aap Ke Paas Zubaida Aapa Ka Number Hai?

· 2 Like · Jan 11, 2020 at 02:01
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Zahid Mahmood

Zubaia Aapa Ka Inqilabi Totka

· 1 Like · Jan 10, 2020 at 07:01
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Saeed Sarwar

Mulazim Or Malik

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

· 1 Like · Jan 02, 2020 at 11:01
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Sarmad Ali

What Joke Nice Na????

paani lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

· 1 Like · Dec 31, 2019 at 17:12
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Kainaat Siddique

Lalbaig

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2019 at 11:12
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Mohammad Iqbal

Cricket Joke

During a short break of a cricket match, a batsman drank too much. He staggered to the captain and said that he could see 3 of everything. Captain said, no problem, if the ball comes towards you, you just hit the middle one. The batsman went back to the crease and faced the baller but unfortunately he got out at the very first delivery. When the batsman reached back to the pavilion, Captain said, what happened? you didn-t hit the middle one? Batsman said, yes I did but I used the outside bat.

· 1 Like · Dec 26, 2019 at 03:12
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