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Hira Chaudhry

Gr8est Isha Ghaliba Ever Boren..

mahabuub vaadaa kar ke bhii aayaa na dosto
kyaa kyaa kiyaa na ham ne yahaa.N us ke pyaar me.n
murGe churaa ke laaye the jo chaar ""Popular""
""do aarazuu me.n kaT gaye, do intazaar me.n""............Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC chulte chulte Hang kar gaye. Neend kaysay aaj aaye gi
Teen tangain hain chaar pai ki Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !! thank u thank u thank u in i am tha best!!

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Maryam Rauf

Player.

a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

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Ebrahim Ali Ali

S.a

a student used to cram..Near da exams.he crammed da essay,""My Friend"", but unlikely S.A ""My Father was set instead ov ""My Friend"", so he started his S.A from something like this,"" i have many fathrs but Mr Ali is my best father."" hihihi be safe bye~shye

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Kamran Ullah Khan

Face

2 girls fighting on the phone 1 said to the other one that -what r u so afraid of?- then the other girl said -only your face can answer that-

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Moiz Arshad

Slam Aur Jawab

aik duost nae likha _Salam le yaa na le jawab tu de.Doosre ne khaa Jwab le yaa naa le.Bevaqoof aqal se kaam tu le.

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Samra Ali

Very Good

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

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Aleezay Abbasi

asad ko raat pishab ata hai

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Mahrukh Nida

Hammer

a kid come to her mother while his eyes are in tears.mother ask her kid why r u in tears.he tells his ,other that father has struck hammer on his hand.the mother said to him u r a brave man u should laugh at him.the kid reply mom i have done this so that's why i weeping.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Omar Hassan

Maar Dala

Vajypayee-s driver is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a small pig jumps out in front of the car. The pig dies on the spot. Vajpayee, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay for the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Vajapayee wants to know what happened. The driver tells him ""Hum jab gaaon me pahuncha to dekha kuch log perh ke neeche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logon ne saara paisa hamein de diya.
""Vajpayee says ""Theek theek batao. Tum unko kya bola tha? ""
The driver replies ""Hum kaha ki hum Vajapayee ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon.""
he he he

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Javed Akhtar

Orange Juice From ""concentrate""

A mother asks her son why he's takin so long to finish his juice. Her son replies ""But MOMMMMM....It says ""CONCENTRATE"".

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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