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Afza Altaf

Aprial Fool;

IK GHAR MAIN PARTY HO RAHI THI.MAZBAN KI BACCH NAY BAHG KAR APNI AMMI SAY KAHA.AMMI AMMI MARY AABU NAY KITCHEN MAIN KISSI KO APNI BAHOON MAIN LAY RAKH HAY.BAGAM SAHABA BHOOT SAHMINDA HO KAR KITCHEN KI TARAF BAHGIN.BACCI NAY ACCNIK TALIAAN BAJATAY HOYA KAHA.AMMI AMMI APRIAL FOOL.WHO KOI OR NAHI HAMRI NOKARANI HAY.

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Kamran Ullah Khan

Bashir Hai Kiya?

Call an unknown phone number -and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say "" No wrong number"".
Again call after five min ""Bashir hai kya ?""
She will be reasonably annoyed ""no this is wrong number"".
Again call ""Bashir aa gaya kya""?
She will say ""aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again call after five min "" Bashir ko phone dena.""
She will cry with all gaaleees.
You just drop the phone.
Call after another five min ""Main Bashir bol raha hun, Mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

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Abdul Basit

Hujoom Itna Ho Tere Ghar Mein Khushion Ka

Hujoom itna ho tere ghar mein khushion ka ae dost
ke tujhe bathroom jana ho aur rasta nah mile

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Kinza Hussain

Reema S Favourite

eik dafa reema se kisi ne pocha k aap ko sab se acha kon lagta hai
reema ne kaha general musharaf ,ghanta aagai karta hai ghanta pechai karta hai

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Noor Bukhari

Baap Apnay Son Say Kehtha Hai

baap apnay son say kahtha hai kay beta pass waley garr main figth ho rahiny hay ja kay waha kaan laga kar sono wo loog kis baat par figth kar rahin hay son jaldi wapis ata hay baap poochta hay beta thumara kaan khaa giaya beta innociently jawab deta hay ap nay khaa tha kaan laga kar rake do main nay kaan katt kar deewar par rak diya

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Jalaluddin Ahmed

Maaaaaaa

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Jalaluddin Ahmed

Maaaaaaa

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

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Pinky Queen

Time Ki Hoya Hai?

aik aadmy ney doosre aadmy de time poocha to os ne zor se thapar os ke moonh pey mara aur kaha 100 hooaa hai.To os aadmy ne kaha shukkar hai...qareeb aik teesra aadmy tha,os ne kaha ""ooee shukkar kis bat ka"" Isper os aadmy ne kaha ke agar main aik ghanta pehle time poochhta to phir..........

· 2 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Moona Malik

Cheetaaa

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

· 2 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Mohammad Ali Khan

A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

· 3 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Posted by waqas moti
Posted on : Apr 08, 2017

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