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Kainaat Siddique

Ulloh Ka Pattah

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

· 3 Like · Sep 20, 2020 at 03:09
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Nadeem Moti

Pichli Dafa

ek dafa do admi hathi ka shikar kerney Asam gay. janey key liey oonhon ney jahaz charter kerwa lia. oonhon ney do haathion ka shikar ker lia or Piolet sey kaha, ""Humney yeh do haathi marey hein plz zara jahaz mein rakhwa do humney inko saath leker jana hey""
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
(plz mail me if u liked it)

· 2 Like · Sep 18, 2020 at 07:09
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Dawood Ali

ake khan tha wo jootay beach raha tha

ake khan tha wo jootay beach raha tha . ake aadme os kay pass aaya aur poocha khan es jootay ki kiya qeemat hay khan nay kaha ka 500 roopay . os aadme nay kaha ka khan tum bahoot ziada kha rahay ho to khan nay kaha ka acha tum kitnay datay ho to os aadme nay kaha ka 100 roopay . khan nay kaha nahin yara tum bahoot kam day rahay ho . jab wo aadme janay laga to khan nay kaha ka acha eder aao do 100 roopay . os aadme nay khan ko 100 roopay day dieay aur jootay lay liay pher khan nay kaha kuda ka banda abb bhe muj ko 50 roopay manafa hooa hay . haaaaaahaa

· 1 Like · Sep 12, 2020 at 09:09
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Sofia Abid

Lulla

ek larke ke paas 3 bomb hote hian wo un main se ek bomb ki pin nikal kar danto main mar rah hota hain wahy se ek larka guzarta hain wo phele bale larke se kehat hain ke paaaaaaaaa je ke kar de pe o bom phaat jaye gaa to age se phele vala keya kehta hain ke mere paas abi do hoor baqy hain

· 1 Like · Sep 09, 2020 at 09:09
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Farah Gulzar

Namaz

aik dafa aik admi jotay agay rekh ker namaz per raha hota hai ,,tu molvi us ko kehta hai kitni dafa kaha hai jotay agay rekh ker namaz nahien pertay namaz nahien hoti,woh admi kehta hai peechay rakhian tu joti nahien hoti,

· 1 Like · Sep 08, 2020 at 20:09
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Akram Rahi

Wife Ko Khirkee Say Pakra 2 .... Razee

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2020 at 18:09
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Omar Hassan

Hair Style Is More Important

ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]

· 2 Like · Aug 27, 2020 at 16:08
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Abdul Ghaffar

Aulad...

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

· 1 Like · Aug 24, 2020 at 19:08
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Sana Dimple

From:mahesh Jan

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

· 1 Like · Aug 21, 2020 at 13:08
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Abdul Karim Khan

Yeh Hospital Nahin Hai

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

· 1 Like · Aug 19, 2020 at 14:08
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