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Bilal Ahmed Khan

Sher Aur Main

ek dafa ek sher mere saamne agaya uss ne meri taraf deekha main ne uss ki taraf dekha.uss ki ankhoon main khoon tha meri main ghosa.ussne apne panjhe upper karliye main apne haath.ussne meri taraf chalang lagayi main ne tv band kardi

· 3 Like · 10 Hours Ago
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Hira Chaudhry

aik pagal

aik pagal khanay may aik pagal dewar say
kaan(ear) luggay buhat daer say khara(stand) tha
aur aesa mehsoos ho raha tha jaesay ussay kuch sunnae day raha hai.
yae sub kuch doctor beatha deakh raha tha.jub buhat daer tuk wo issy hallat may khara raha toa doctor nay ussay puchanay key koshish key toa pagal nay ""shhh"" kar kay ussay chup rehnay ka isshara keya
doctor nay soacha deakhay toa sahe akhir baat kya hai.hosaqta hai is may say kohee awaz aa he rahe ho
yae soach kar wo be dewar say kaan(ear) lugga kar khara ho gaya.aur taqrebun 5min kay baad wo hatta aur pagal say kehnay lugga ""tum kya soun rahay ho""? mujay toa kuch sunnae nahee day raha hai.
pagal nay kaha
mai aik gaenthay(1 hour) say yaha kaan luggaey khara hu
jub mujay sunae nahe deya toa bhalla 5min may tujay kya sunae day gaa ....
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· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Nadeem Moti

Ghalti

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

· 1 Like · Jul 19, 2021 at 09:07
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Nadeem Moti

Ghalti

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2021 at 20:07
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Shahida Malik

General Musharuff And Vajpayee

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train.
The train goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri.
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very proper that
she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking: Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Musharaf is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.

· 1 Like · Jul 07, 2021 at 15:07
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Saiqa Bukhari

Aak Admi Hear Dreser Say Khata Ha

AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.

· 1 Like · Jul 06, 2021 at 21:07
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Dawood Ali

Pagal

ek dafa do pagal pagal khane se cycle le kar bhag gay.ek pagal ne cycle se utar kar cycle ki hawa nical de.dosre pagal ne kaha ye kya kia to pehle pagal ne kaha cycle ki seat unche thi.dosre pagal ne cycle ki seat modh di.pehle pagal ne poocha ye kya kia tu dosre pagal ne kaha keh mein tum jese pagal ke sath nahin rah sakta me wapas ja raha ho

· 1 Like · Jun 26, 2021 at 14:06
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Amina Noor

Ha Ha Ha

eik aadmi eik bachee se poochta hai ke:-
beeta post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
admi poochta hai tomhara gar kedar hai
bacha kehta hai post office kay saamney
admi poochta hai post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
(admi tang aa kar) yeh dono keder hain
bacha kahta hai ""amney saamney""(aik dosre key samney)

· 1 Like · Jun 14, 2021 at 12:06
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Maleeha Bukhari

A Paki At A Fix With His Computer

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from A Pakistani from a small villege near Rawalpindi.

We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I
want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But
when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only *
comes.But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced
The
problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he
said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have
opened the email account with password *****. But I request u to check
this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!.

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down
the computer.

There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo
recorder. We request u to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after
clicking
started running and he has run up to Islamabad from Rawalpindi. So we
request u to change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home.
Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?

Next, Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outerview of the mail.
Is
there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of ourhouse. So I
searched
for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the
same
there also . Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,

A Pakistani, B.E Computer Science (Lahore University)

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2021 at 21:06
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Madiha Shahid

When A Paki Grabbed An Indian S Football

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2021 at 17:06
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