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Zafar Ali Khan

Britney S Oops I Did It Again! Lolzzz

this joke is FUNNY! the characters r britney, craig david & the one and only --shaggy-- !
this is how it goes:
shaggy: oooooohhhhh!!! craig can u smell that AWFUL smell??
craig: oh! yeah! its its its.... uhuhu
shaggy: --it wasnt me!--
craig: --im walking away!!
britney:-- oopssssss! i did i again--!
lol!!!! u liked it so e-mail me or speak to me sum time. see ya guyzz! bye

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Mahrukh Nida

Main Ney Billi K Saath Ghalat Harkat Kar Di..

AIK MARTABA AIK AADMI AIK MOOLWI K PASS JATA HAI AUR AUS K HAATH MAIN AIK BILLI HOTI HAI :MOOLWI SAHAB MAIN NEY BILLI K SAATH GHALAT HARKAT KAR DI HAI AB MAIN KYA KAROON : MOLWI KEHTA HAI JAO ANDAR KAMREYY MAIN JA KAR 200 MARTABA ASTAGHFARR PARHO WOH JATA HAI AUR ANDAR JA KAR YEH BHOOL JATA HAI K KITNI BARR PARNI HAI TU WAPAS JATA HAI TU MOOLWI KA SAANS PHOOL RAHA HOTA HAU KEHTA HAI MOOLWI SAHAB KITNI BAR ASTAGHFARR PARNI HAI MOOLWI KEHTA AUS KO CHOOR YEH BATA TU NEY BILLI KAISEY PAKRI THI!

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Abdul Waheed

Once Upon A Time..................................

a villager went to a city. he felt hunger. he assked from a man where is
hotel. he must be joking with him. he
pointed to a coart(addalat(.
when he went to coart the judge sayed on that time order order.
the villager sayed (in urdu) daal roty&
chawel... ha ha ha ha ha

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Abid Aqeel

Nahee kaonn ga

AIKH DAFA TEEN DOST KHASTI MAY JA RAHAY THAY RATAY MAY OON KO AIKH JIN MILA OR KAHA MAY TUM SAB KO KHA JAOON GA TO SAB RONAY LAGAY*Jin NAY KAHA MAY TUM KO AIKH SHART PAR CHORoN GA *TUM SAB KUCH CHOOPAWOO OR AGAR MAYNAY DOOND LIYA TO MAY TUM KO KHA JAOON GA * TOO DOO DOSTON NAY APNI WATCH OR SHOES CHOOPAY TO JIN NAY DOOND LIYA OR ONN KO KHA GIA OR TESARY SAY POCHA KAH TUM NAY KIA CHOOPAYA HAI TO OS NAY JAWAB DIA KAH MAYNAY {POOCEE } MARE HAI DHOONDO TO JIN NA DOOND NA SAKHA OR OSAY CHOR DIA*
;)

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Abdullah Shahid

Sharabis

once three talwaar baaz were sitting together and drinking whiskey . After they were all druk one of them said i am a very good talwaar baaz se, (he takes out his sword) can you see this mosqito flying ... yes . He cuts the mosquito in two . The second one also says no i am a very good talwaar baaz . See this mosquito and he cuts the mosquito in to four pices . The third one . The third one ah see this mosquito flying ... yes... and he tries to cuts the mosquito . the friend kya yaar it is still flying, yes i know but it can never become a father .

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Sarmad Ali

Maa Te Gaya Ae !!!!

khushia ke ghar 5 larkion ke baad 6th bhi larki hoee to uss ne sub ko ye kahaa ke larka hoa hai....sub log bachi ko pyar dai rahe thay ...bachi ke chacha dukhia ne kahaa ""oye yaar shakal waikh bilkul apnay payo te gaya ae..."" aur phir hawa se bachi ke ooper se chaadar urr gaye ...chachay ne jump laga ke kahaa...""oye thaleo maa te gaya ae "" ;)

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Sarmad Ali

Maa Te Gaya Ae !!!!

khushia ke ghar 5 larkion ke baad 6th bhi larki hoee to uss ne sub ko ye kahaa ke larka hoa hai....sub log bachi ko pyar dai rahe thay ...bachi ke chacha dukhia ne kahaa ""oye yaar shakal waikh bilkul apnay payo te gaya ae..."" aur phir hawa se bachi ke ooper se chaadar urr gaye ...chachay ne jump laga ke kahaa...""oye thaleo maa te gaya ae "" ;)

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Uzma Shaheen

Bold Guy

once a man bod all his hair and stand under a tree when a bird came and pooped on his head the man said to the bird your mom send you wiht out wearing your underwear.

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Mohammad Ali Khan

Mian,biwi Or Kazi

Ak dafaa aak Kazi logoo ka nakka pehrata tha(jo bhak kar ataa tha).aak dafaa aak admi kazi ka pass aaya or kaha mera nakka pehra dhan us na han kar dhee jab nakka ho jata tu kazi logoo sa passa asa mangta jatnee biwi peari ha us lehaz sa da do us admi(jais ka nakka hoi tha) us na 10 Re dha dhe kazi bohat mauase hoia pher hawa ka ak jahonka aaya or us admi ki biwi ka perda ut gaa us ki shakal itni khaufnag thi ka kazi na us admi sa kaha baka lata jaooo

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Amna Obaid

Ek Dihati City Me.

EK DIHATI SAHAR ATA HAY.DEKHTA HAY EK ADMI DEWAR KE PAAS PISHAB KAR RAHA HAY DIHATI US ADMI SAY TUM PISHAB KAR RAHAY HO.POLICE NAHI PAKARTI ADMI DEHATI SAY
YEHAN KHUD PAKARNA PARTA HAY.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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