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Abdulla Bhatti

Goora Ko Hasana

aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....

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Ijunoon

Nazar Ki Kamzori

Laal Baig Ko Doodh

Me Ubaal Kar

Dhoop Me Sukha

Ker Laal Mirchon Ke

Sath Pees Kar Aankhon

Par Laganay Se

Nazar Kamzor

Nahi Hoti,

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Ijunoon

Zubaida Aapa Ka Rabri Wala Totka

Zubaida aapa ka rabri wala totka

Agar Nazly or khansi ke sath sath namkeen bulgum bhi Aa rahi ho to

thori cheeni kha lain

us se Ap ko Rabrri ka maza Aay ga

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Kya Aap Ke Paas Zubaida Aapa Ka Number Hai?

· 2 Like · Jan 11, 2020 at 02:01
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Zahid Mahmood

Zubaia Aapa Ka Inqilabi Totka

· 1 Like · Jan 10, 2020 at 07:01
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Saeed Sarwar

Mulazim Or Malik

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

· 1 Like · Jan 02, 2020 at 11:01
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Sarmad Ali

What Joke Nice Na????

paani lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

· 1 Like · Dec 31, 2019 at 17:12
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Kainaat Siddique

Lalbaig

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2019 at 11:12
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Mohammad Iqbal

Cricket Joke

During a short break of a cricket match, a batsman drank too much. He staggered to the captain and said that he could see 3 of everything. Captain said, no problem, if the ball comes towards you, you just hit the middle one. The batsman went back to the crease and faced the baller but unfortunately he got out at the very first delivery. When the batsman reached back to the pavilion, Captain said, what happened? you didn-t hit the middle one? Batsman said, yes I did but I used the outside bat.

· 1 Like · Dec 26, 2019 at 03:12
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Shahid Siddiqui

Khullah Chalenge Hai

AIK AADMEE GHAR SE KUCH TEIL LAY KE AIK ZIYARAT PE JATA HAI...WAHAAN WOH DUA KARTA HAI KAI YA Allah mera teil duble hu jai...us ki dua qabool hu jatee hai...woh wahaan kuch teil daal daita hai....aur phir woh doosree ziyarat pe jata hai wahaan phir woh dua karta hai kai teil dble hu jai....teil phir dble hu jata hai.....woh jitna us ne phelee ziyarat pe teil dala tha utna hi teil woh doosre ziyarat pe daal daita hai...phir woh tessre ziyarat pe jata wahaan pe b woh dua karta hai aur teil dble hu jata hai.....woh wahaan per sara teil daal daita hai.....woh tinoun ziyratoun pe beraber teil daal kai ghar aajata hai........

HUB AAP LOGOUN NE BATTANA HAI KAI WOH AADME GHAR SE KITTNA TEIL LAI KE GIYA THA.....KE SAREE JUGGA BERABER TEIL DAAL DIYA...

hub julde se ess ka jawab mujey mail karien...shukriya...

· 1 Like · Dec 24, 2019 at 16:12
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