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Uzma Shaheen

Student From : Qatar
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Member Since : Apr 20, 2014
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Uzma Shaheen

Bold Guy

once a man bod all his hair and stand under a tree when a bird came and pooped on his head the man said to the bird your mom send you wiht out wearing your underwear.

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Ilm Insaan Ki Gaibi Aankh Hai.

Ilm insaan ki gaibi aankh hai
jis k zariye woh bohat kuch dekh leta hai.

· 16 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Afghanistan

taliban ki hakumat thi afghanistan mein tein(3)qedi addalat mein lai jate hein i)indian,ii)malaysian, iii)pakistani
judge un sab ko saza sunata hai kay aap teno ko das(10)das(10)koray lagai jai gay. leikin aap teno ki aik aik khuaish bhi puri ki jay gi. pehli khuaish malaysian ki puri hoti hai woh kahta hai mujhe jab das(10)koray lagai jai to meri kamar par aik takiya lagaya jai. use koray lagai jatein hein woh takiya aik koray mein phat jata hai no(9) koray us ki kamar par lagte hein. phie indian ki bari aati hai woh ronay lagta hai phir woh kahta hai mujhe do(2) takyon ke sath koray mare jain. us ke sath phi yehi hota hai do(2)koron mein takiya phat jata hai.aath(8)koray us ki bhi kamar per lagte hein. phir pakistani ki bari aati hai woh khushi khushi aata hai aur kehta hei ke jab mujhe koray mare jain to meri kamar par is indian ko bandh diya jai.

· 3 Like · Dec 28, 2018 at 18:12
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Ilm Aur Saleeqa

· 18 Like · Dec 18, 2018 at 19:12
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Khuwahishat

· 14 Like · Dec 17, 2018 at 23:12
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Insan Ki Fitrat

· 12 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 16:11
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Haan Mai Haan

· 24 Like · Nov 05, 2018 at 10:11
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Haan Mai Haan

· 22 Like · Nov 05, 2018 at 06:11
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Haan Mai Haan

· 21 Like · Nov 04, 2018 at 22:11
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Faqeer

ek faqeer bheek mang raha hota hay ek gher kay samnay say guzerta hay to waha per bucha betha hota hay woh kheta hay ke ek rupea de de bucha .bucha kheta hay baba maaf karo .woh kheta hay acha panee hee dede woh kheta hay dafa hojao may tumharay lyee under panee leney jao ? woh uglay din ata hay to bucha us ko peqedleta hay kay baba sherbet pyo gay .woh kheta hay han .woh us ko teen glass panee plata hay .faqeer kheta hay k tum nay mujhay us din panee bhee nahee playa ajj sherbet pla rahay ho kya baat hay? woh kheta hay ajj sherbet may chooa geer gya tha is lye tumhay playa..hay ...faqeer ghusay may pyala tod deta hay bucha rota hay k mera kuta kis may doodh pyee ga...........

· 3 Like · Oct 31, 2018 at 07:10
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Uzma Shaheen

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Country : Qatar

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