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Abdul Rasheed

Gahdah Ideal

Doo Larkiyain Appes Main Apnay Apnay Magatir Ki Tareefoo Kay Pool Band Rahi Thi.Akk Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Buhaut Mahenti Hai.Doodri Saihili Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Tum Haray Mangatir Say Zeyada Mahenti Hai. In Ki Bahas Qareeb Hi Kara Akk Larka Sun Raha Tha Is Say Birdash Nahi Howa. Woo Un Kay Pass Gya Aur Koo Mukateb Kiya Aur Bola Kay App Donoo Kay Mangatir Mana kay Buhat Mahenti Muggar Ajj Kaal Too Gahda Hi Sub Say Zeayada Manhinti Hai. Maira Kayaal Hai Kay App Donoo Ka Ideal Gahda Hi Ho Ga.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2021 at 05:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Abdul Khaliq

Khan Sahab In U.s.a

Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Hafeez Ur Rehman

Kuch Tu Pass Bacha Kar Rakho

kuch tu pass rakho, sab kuch karobaar na jano
dil kay darwazay mat kholo, iss ghar ko bazar na jano

maana rasta boht kathin hai phir bhi saya daar shajar hain
tehni ko talwar na samjho, anchal ko divaar na jano

sab kuch us ko day aya hoon, sab kuch us say lay aya hoon
mairi jeet ko jeet na samjho mairi haar ko haar na jano

din bhar dhoop mein chaltay chaltay hum dono ki sham hoi
thak kar banhon mein so jana ye jismani payar na jano

titli kay nazuk pankhon par ansoo ki tahreer ghazal hai
lafzoon ki meena kaari ko ilhaami ashaar na janoo

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 13:04
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Abdul Basit

Jahaan Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhwah Se Mehngi Hojai.



· 9 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 13:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Sycle Ka Pehya

batay ne bape se kaha keh maray dost kee mungnee hai main usay kya tohfa doo
Bape---Bata anghooti dado.
Bata---Jee woh to bahot choti hoti hain
Bape---To phir sycle ka pehya dado.

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 05:04
Category: miscellaneous