Zahid Mahmood

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
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Stop counting smart one. Fish can''t drown

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati