Shahida Malik

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train.
The train goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri.
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very proper that
she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking: Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Musharaf is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse,
named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, ""Pull,
Nellie, pull!"" Buddy didn-t move.

Then the farmer hollered, ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy didn-t
respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And
the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked
the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three
times.

The farmer said, ""Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was
the only one pulling, he wouldn-t even try.""

when i saw her after five days my eyes flased with hope.but when i saw a young boy along with her i cried on the way like mads was saying that she is mine hay she is mine. to heard this the young boy came to me and told the whole story that how found my lost sheep five days before that my grand mam gifted me when i went to my village a month ago

Koi Ishq mangta Hy....
Koi Dunya...
Or Jo Yah Nahin Mangta...
Wo Khawahish Ka Na HOna Mangta Hy...
To Bta Tujhay Kya Cha''iye...

MUJHAY KUL CHAIYE...
MUJHAY ZAAT CHAIYE...
MUJHAY KHUDA CHAIYE...
SIRF KHUDA CHAIYE...

Shehr e Zaat..
Umera Ahmad...