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Arsalan Ahmed

Haathi & Chuintee

haathi or chuintee chor sipahi khel rahay hotay hein, pehlay chuinteee kee baaree hoti hai haathi ko dhoondnay kee, wo foran uss ko dhoond leti hai, haathi kee baaree atee hai to uss ko museebat per jati hai kyoon k chuintee MASJID may ja k chup jaati hai, haathi bilaakhir uss ko 1 hour k baad dhoond he leta hai, chuintee heraan ho k poochti hai k tum nay mujh ko kaisay talash kiya? hathi jawab deta hai, mein nay MASJID k bahit tumhari jootian dekh lee theen :p

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2020 at 08:04
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Kinza Hussain

Twinkle Twilnkle

Twinkle Twilnkle little Star
Khao Chapati Loo Dakarrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Itan Hi Bhot Hai Aaj Kay Liyah

· 1 Like · Mar 30, 2020 at 05:03
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Asiya Faheem

Jutt, Mirasi Aur Thanedar

Eik village main Jutt logon ki hakumat thi aur unka eik ladla Kukar(Murgha) Thanedar tha, woh sara din gaoon(village) main awaragardi karta aur sham ko ghar aajata pura village us ko janta tha, Eik din usi gaoon ka eik mirasi jo bohat dinon ka bhoka tha, thanedar us ke ghar ke pass se guzra, mirasi ne us ko pakar kar halal kar diya aur us ki khal dewaar per keel ke sath latka di.
Jab sham ko thanedar ghar na pohancha to jutt logon ko fikar howi, un sab ne puray gaoon main us thanedar ki talash shuroo kar di, isi doran woh mirasi ke pass bhi gaye aur kaha ke thanedar ko dekha hai, mirasi ne us ki khal ki taraf ishara kar ke jawab diya "" woh aaya tha aur wardi utar kar na jane kahan chala gaya.
he he he he he he he he he he he

· 3 Like · Mar 27, 2020 at 16:03
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Ebrahim Ali Ali

Hahahha

aik shakhs meray pass bay inteha kepray hain laikin pehany ke liyay waqt nahin hai.....
dosra shakhs kiya aap wazir_e_aazam hain
pehla nahin mein dry cleaner hoon

· 1 Like · Mar 21, 2020 at 09:03
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Fozia Iqbal

Chocolate

aik bachcha dukandar ke paas jata hai aur kehta hai ke aap ke paas chocolate hai? dukandar kehta hai ke haan hai. bachcha jawab deta hai ke ye kon si badi baat hai, mere paas bhi hai!

· 3 Like · Mar 15, 2020 at 23:03
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Qamar Jabbar

Aik Dafa Faqeer Aadmi Say Kehta Hai

aik dafa faqeer aadmi say kehta hai kuch khanay ko de do jawab mila kal ka khana khao gay faqeer ne kaha haan kiyuon nahin aadmi ney kaha to phir kal ana
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye

· 0 Like · Mar 15, 2020 at 01:03
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Simran Chaudhry

mary biwi chohy say darty hai

ak banda ro ro kay allah say doa kar raha tha ,alla mian mughy choha bana day, dosry dost nay kaha yaar yah kia doa mang rahy ho? pahla admi rota hoa bola taar mari biwi siraf chohy say darty ha is liy.....ha ha ha ha .

· 4 Like · Mar 03, 2020 at 12:03
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Eshwa Khan

Aik Dafa Aik Chooha Hathi Ko Nadi Se Bahir Aney Ka Kehta He

aik daffa aik chooha hota he jo k nadiya kinarey ja ker mazey se nahatey huvey hathi ko kehta he,""OYE HATHI K BACHEY"". zara bahir aao.Hathi kehta he k jo kehna he abi keh do mager chooha us ko bahir aney ka hukam deta he.majbooran hathi bahir ata he aur aa ker poochta he k han kia bat he keu shour macha rakha he.choooha kehta he k kuch nahi tumm wapis ja ker naha saktey ho, mein ne to bas ye dekhna tha k kanhi tum ney meri chaddi to nahi pehan rakhi..... kesa.

· 1 Like · Feb 28, 2020 at 17:02
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Javed Ashraf

Kuwa

ek train main ek bahut hi kaala aadmi aur ek bahut moti aurat safar kar rahe thay dono ek hi dabbay main thay moti aurat nain jamai lee to kaala aadmi bola ""itna bara moonh khul rahi ho kahin mujhe khaa mat jaana"".moti aurat ne kaha ""hamaray mazhab main kuway khana haram hai""
haha.....

· 2 Like · Feb 25, 2020 at 10:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
Subhan ALLAH
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