Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Se Kam Krwana

3 womens.
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husbend se kha k aynda khana tm pkawoge.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya.
3rd day usne rost bna lya.

German: mene husbnd se kha aynda ghr ki safai tm kroge.
2nd day wo chup rha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani women mene un se kha k apne kapre
tm wash kroge,apne sb kam khud kroge
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazr na aaya
2nd day b kuch nzr na aya
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3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nzr aya

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Mirza Ghalib Kya Khoob Keh Gae

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.

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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Sochta Hon

Sochta hon apk dil main utar kar dekhon,_,
=DOST=
Konsa purza kharab hai jo apko sMs karney nahi deta..
(.")/ chotaay
) ( 12 ka pana liya.

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Police Ki Gari

"Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia dega Jaani
Jisne police ki gari dekh k bike se utaar dia

(,")/
<)) Abay utar
/\ tere paas
gutka hy.

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

C.i.d Sher Arz Hai

C.I.D sher arz hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
wah wah..
Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0 mar chuka hai.

· 3 Like · Apr 14, 2019 at 14:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Ek Writer

Husband 2 wife.
Ek writer ne likha hai k
"Shohar ko b Ghar k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife-
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

· 2 Like · Apr 14, 2019 at 07:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Yadgaar Date

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Per,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,
Us k abbu Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir do Laate Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr...

(',')/
/] [
/ \
oye msjid kidar
hai.

· 1 Like · Apr 13, 2019 at 23:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Chup Rehne Se Naraz Na Huwa Kro

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na huwa kro
"DOSTO",
Suna he k Khobsorat log kum bola krte he

)(
_//_ Oh My God..!
Ammi meri 'az'r 't'r'':-).
Dj!

· 3 Like · Apr 13, 2019 at 16:04
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Hands Up

ASLAM O ALEKUOM
Hands Up!
I'M a Lover officer.
U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jitne pyare ap ho.
Itna pyara hona Qanoonan jurm hai.
Is liye apko

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.;-)
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pta nhi aisa msg log muje hi kiun send
krty hen aisi kya bt hy muj main
" <('.') O my
)(>_ God
/|
i am so Cute na

· 3 Like · Apr 13, 2019 at 09:04
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