Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Samreen Qaisar

Makkhian Maar Rahahoon,

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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Kainaat Siddique

Beta Apple Khaega??

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

· 0 Like · 6 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Javed Ashraf

A Man Got A Call From Unknownnumber.

A man got a call from unknown
number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

· 4 Like · 6 Days Ago
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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Akram Rahi

Mein Is Baar Mqm Ko Vote Nhi Dun Ga Is Ko Translate Karo...

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

· 0 Like · 6 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Faiz Ahmed Khan

Ek Sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2019 at 06:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mohammad Yaseen

Bhai Chhod Do Nasha.

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??

Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."

· 0 Like · Jun 09, 2019 at 22:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Ek Bewda Daru Shop Ke Malik Ko Phone Karke Puchh Raha Hai.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

· 0 Like · Jun 09, 2019 at 15:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni,

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

· 0 Like · Jun 09, 2019 at 08:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Meray Dost Ne Ye Tasveer Topi Pehan Kar Khinchwai Thi

sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2019 at 22:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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