Ali Bukhari

Achai ko dosron mai aur burai ko khud mai talash karen yehi aap ki sab se barri khobi hai.

Faida na pohancha sako to kisi ko nuqsan bhi na pohanchao.

President General Pervez Musharraf was driving around Islamabad when he saw long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad. He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave Pakistan. No sooner did people see the President with them that they left the queue to return to their homes. President Musharraf was surprised and asked them why they had the change of heart and decided to stay back in Pakisatn than to go abroad. They replied: ``If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no reason for us to go.--

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

aek dafa 3 aadmii tree kea neechay bethatay hean chupnay kea leay or un mea say aek bohat he pagal hota hea wo tree kea neechay beath kar peeshaab kar deta hai dosray dono ko awaz ati hea to wo usay kahtay hean tu kya kar raha hai wo agay say bolta hai kea kya hum yahan peeshaab karnay nai bethay thay ha ha ha ha

Aik Ustaad class main sajmahaa raha hota hey key agar aik mazdoor aik makaan ko 30 dino (days) main tameer kartaa hey to 30 mazdoor useey makan ko aik (one day) main tameer kar lein gey.
Kashif standup and brief me what I have said with example.
Kashif replaid that ""Sir aap yeheey samjaaney keey koshis kar rehey hain naan key agar aik (one) kashtee Bahra-e-Hind ko 30 dino main aboor karteey hey to 30 kashtian Bahra-e-Hind ko aik (one) din main aboor kar lain geeeeee. (Ha Ha Haaaaa)

AIK ANDHE NE SAR PAR HATH PHERNA CHAHA,
MAGAR ADMI NE APNI SHALWAR UTAR KAR ULTA HO GAYA , ANDHE NE HATH PHER KAR KAHA KEH MANG BUHAT GHERI HAI.