Ali Bukhari

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

mere khawabon mein rang uss ne bhare
phool mere naam k kitabon mein uss ne dhare
dil dhrkta hey jab pehn kar woh hijaab aaye
kiya ho hashar mera jo kabhi woh be niqaab aaye.
woh shokh nazron se dekh le tu qaddam mere behkene lagte hein
woh uski qaamat , jissam jesse sarma ki dhoop
uski chaal uski muskan uska rang roop
dekh k shaair sher kehne lagte hein
dhoond rahi thi nah jane kab se usse meri nigah
sun kar awaz koel jaisi hoa mein bhi aagaha
jiss ki awaz hey aise woh khud kaissi hogi
uske hussan ki salamti ko dil deta hey dua.
lub bolein nah bolein ankheein bolti hein
chupana lakh chaho dil ka bhaed kholti hein
labon per baat aae bhi tu poori kabhi adhoori
ankhon mein tu chahtein jhoola jhoolti hein.
unse kuch kehne ka irada kiya tha mein ne
kuch likh k saher dil ki batein ki waa mein ne
chilman ki oat se li unke anchal ki hawa mein ne
kehna bhi chaha lekun kehnne ka kiya na hosla mein ne.
piyar ki baresh mein bheegta woh kitna accha lage
apne aap ko bheegte lajate sharmate
bekhabar apni hi dhun mein gungunate
mujhko tu woh aik jal pari aik apsraa lage

Achai ko dosron mai aur burai ko khud mai talash karen yehi aap ki sab se barri khobi hai.

Faida na pohancha sako to kisi ko nuqsan bhi na pohanchao.

President General Pervez Musharraf was driving around Islamabad when he saw long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad. He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave Pakistan. No sooner did people see the President with them that they left the queue to return to their homes. President Musharraf was surprised and asked them why they had the change of heart and decided to stay back in Pakisatn than to go abroad. They replied: ``If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no reason for us to go.--

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.