Sms / Funny

Imran Khan

I Am Handsome

Once there were a village in the Philippines called ANASTASIA VILLAGE, people are lively happy and all are frens. one day an stranger came to visit the village, the stranger name is SASSY, he is a GRRRRRR men. he shout inside the village HEYYYYYYYYY TO THOSE HANDSOME GUYS THERE there were many warriors will come to fight yur village and the warriors told me that ALL HANDSOME MEN must hide, cos if yu will not hide all handsome men will be killed and got cut into tiny pieces, then all handsome run into there respective places to hide, after how many minutes SASSY check them if all the man who hide are handsome and then he found this one ugly men, he ask WHY ARE YU HIDING YUR NOT EVEN HANDSOME? the men replied can yu keep a secret? SASSY replied YES, and then the man told him MOM TOLD ME THAT I AM HANDSOME BUT SHE KEEP IT SECRETLY heheehehehe so SASSY just get out and then scratch his head ( can yu smile there) hahahaaaaa

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 06:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Abdul Qaddoos

Dont Mind Pathan

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 02:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Mahu Arish

Missed Call

Raja & Rani tired of mobiles.They decided 2 use pigeons. 1 day pigeon reached Raja without message. Angry Raja calls rani why didnt u sent message. she replied stupid it was a missed call.

· 1 Like · May 11, 2015 at 21:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Imran

Sardar Jee Udna Anda Aay

aik sardar tha or us ka aik parriot tha. aik dafa dono jahaz main safar kar rahay thay.jahaz ki khirki ki taraf sardar jee or uon kay saath wali seat per tota tha.air hostes jab lunch kay kar guzri to totay nay us say masti ki to hostes nay us ko pyar kia or muskara kay chali gai. totay nay do teen bar aisaa kia or hostes nay bhi same react kia to sardar jee kay dil main khaial aya kay main bhi masti karon jab sardar jee nay masti ki ko air hostes nay captin ko bataia or us nay uon dono ko chaltay jahaz say neechay phank dia to totay nay sardar jee say kaha kay tujhay urrna aata hai to sardar jee nay kha kay nahi to totay nay kaha k pher masti kyion ki thi . mujhay to urna aata tha .
chenzeb from haripur

· 1 Like · May 11, 2015 at 16:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Friendship

Madiha Sultan

Dosti

yeh na samajh k bhool gaya hoon tujhe
teri dosti ki khushboo mere hathoon mein aaj bhi hai
mohabbat se badh kar tum se aqeedat hai mujhe dost
yoon maqam tera buland dostoon mein aaj bhi hai
to woh hai jo barsoon ki talaash ka samar hai
tumhein sochna apni yadoon mein aaj bhi hai
waise shamil har shaks dostoon mein aaj bhi hai
yeh aur baat hai k majbooriyoon ne nibhane na di dosti
warna shamil sachai meri wafaon mein aaj bhi hai
har lamha zindagi mein mohabbatein naseeb hown tujhe meri jaan
shamil to meri duaon mein aaj bhi hai.

· 4 Like · May 11, 2015 at 11:05
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Friendship

Samra Ali

Friendship

sitting up and sitting down friendship is a common noun all the words are present tense.make a friend with common sense

· 14 Like · May 11, 2015 at 07:05
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Love

Madiha Shahid

Amar Preem

2 lovers plan to sucide. boy jumped first. girl colsed her eyes and returned back saying love is blind. boy in air opened her parachute saying love never dies.

· 2 Like · May 11, 2015 at 02:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Amin Lakhan

Sardar

sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

Sardarji replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

· 1 Like · May 10, 2015 at 21:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Andaleeb Siddiqui

|| Crazy Formula || By Own Rulzzzzzzzz

hi guyzzz n girls :)
i have created a formula called brain refresher u wanna try ?
ok in the next 5 seconds ur brain will be refreshed ............
all right here we go............

5..........

4..........

3.........

2.........

1.........

Error : No brain detected !

ooh no! :( i cant do any thing on it sorry yaar:(

hahaahhahaha :) email me if u like this one
thanxxx 2 everyone who like it

· 3 Like · May 10, 2015 at 15:05
Category: funny
 
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