Sms / Santa Banta

Safia Saeed

Donation

One day Banta Singh--s son came to him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming pool Banta singh oges out and gives him a glass of water.....

Hey guys and gals hope you will like my joke,as its the first time am submitting my joke on this web.

· 1 Like · May 05, 2015 at 00:05
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Missing You

Samra Ali

Funny Sms

1)Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
2)When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am
just giving u time to MISS ME!!
3)Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
4)5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch
5)Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
6)Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but,
sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me

· 7 Like · May 04, 2015 at 19:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Aftab Ahmed

Kanjoos

Ek din Do Sardar apni kanjoosi ki baat kar rahe hote he:
1st Sardar:mene apne honeymoon ke ek admi ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe me akela gaya tha.
2nd Sardar:aree mene to dono ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe mene apni biwi ko apne dost ke saath bhejdiya.

· 1 Like · May 04, 2015 at 14:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Ashraf Shahid

Express

aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik aadmi express bus mein safar kar raha hota hai safar bohat lamba hota hai achanak usay rastay mein pati aa jati hai bohat zoor ki woh bus driver kay paas jata hai aur usay kehta hai k mujhey bohat zoo ki pati aai hai bus roko to driver kehta hai k bus express hai yeh nahi ruk sakti lehaza woh aadmi wapas apni seat per ja kay bayth jata hai aur pent mein hi pati kar deta hai thori deer baad driver us say aa k poochta hai k tum nay pati kyun ki to woh aadmi kehta hai k yeh bhi express hai yeh bhi nahi rukti hahahahahah

· 1 Like · May 04, 2015 at 10:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Luqman Mali

Atif Gohar Faran And Shazi


dekho bahi jo b atif faran gohar and shazi
ka o b fan hay bura mat manaaa
kher shazi ka to koi fan hi nahi ho gaa kiu wo to sin part bal to dekho chichambo khopra pak jese hay hahahaha bura mat manna shazi

· 1 Like · May 04, 2015 at 05:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Sehar Saeed

Higher Studies

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!

· 1 Like · May 04, 2015 at 00:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Moona Malik

Kiss

Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?
Friend : Me too, after you leave.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2015 at 19:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Zahid Mahmood

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2015 at 15:05
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Aras Rahes

How To Kill A Lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I--ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2015 at 10:05
Category: sardar
 
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