Waqas Moti

there was old saying that what would happen if insect get into beer pint. the english man will throw both beer and insect. the american take out insect and drink beer. the chinees man will throw out beer and eat insect. the indian will take out insect and sell it to china and glass to american bought another beer. the pakistani will first blame indian for this act and linked to this kashmir and finally smuggle to america with kick-back.

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