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Sobia Malik

I Want To Marry Chameli

Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha

· -7 Like · Nov 07, 2022 at 19:11
Category: funny
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Obaidullah Khan

Snip Snip Ouch

A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha

· -8 Like · Nov 07, 2022 at 13:11
Category: funny
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Mehwish Jatt

Chaand Sa Jaisa Chera

Kabhi apni mehbooba ko Chaand mat kehna.
Kyonki aaj kal Chaand per bhi loj CHAD (Climb) rahe hain. Hahaha...

· -30 Like · Jul 02, 2017 at 05:07
Category: funny
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Sana Ali


there was a husband he tod his wife that,did u know a girl was watching me in party and similing so his wife told him that this is not new 4 me because when i saw u first time i was also laughing on u hahahahah

· 15 Like · Oct 24, 2015 at 17:10
Category: funny
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Wafa Chaudhry


malik(noker) sa, mai na tuma kha tha ka yah chawel(rice) chuza ko khila dena tum na bili(cat) ko kio khila raha hoo?
noker, janab chuza bili ka peat(stomach) mai hai hahahahah

· 8 Like · Sep 04, 2015 at 09:09
Category: funny
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Aleezay Abbasi


wife (husband sa) merd bhout ba perva hota hai koi raz ki baat bataoo tou ek kaan (ear)sa dhosra kaan sa nikhal deta hai,
(husband)haan!ya tou sahi hai, lakin oorta raz ka baat dhono kaano sa sun ker mou(mouth) sa nikhal deti haihahahahhahah!!!****

· 10 Like · Aug 09, 2015 at 13:08
Category: funny
Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed


love is sweet... love is neat... but it--s uncompet... untill our 2 lip--s meet?

· 7 Like · Jul 11, 2015 at 11:07
Category: love
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Aleezay Abbasi


jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

· 8 Like · Jun 26, 2015 at 03:06
Category: funny
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Kamran Ullah Khan


aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

· 5 Like · May 28, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
Sms / Love

Shabana Gul


A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted.The widow--s son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve reached
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I--ve just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.

· 3 Like · May 22, 2015 at 10:05
Category: love

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