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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 9959
Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Ijunoon

Baat Baat Par Qasam Khanay Walay Log

baat baat par qasam khanay walay log jhootay hotay hain

· 9 Like · 14 Hours Ago
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Judge Aur Mujrim

Ijunoon

Kaun Sala Aisa Kehta Hai

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

· 4 Like · May 23, 2019 at 18:05
Category: judge-aur-mujrim
 
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ijunoon

Karachi Ki Koi Colony Ya Chowrangi Mere Name Par Bhi Ho

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 18:05
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Mobile Aya To Kya Kya Khatam Hua?

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 11:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Jigri Dost Ki Teen Nishaniya

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 04:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Ijunoon

And Aur Kana Kise Kehte Hain

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

· 2 Like · May 18, 2019 at 06:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Ijunoon

Baap Aur Beta

baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara

· 1 Like · May 17, 2019 at 23:05
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Airhostess And Passenger

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

· 2 Like · May 15, 2019 at 13:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / English Quotes

Ijunoon

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

· 11 Like · May 15, 2019 at 07:05
Category: english-quotes
 
Quotes / English Quotes

Ijunoon

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

· 11 Like · May 15, 2019 at 03:05
Category: english-quotes
 

Ijunoon

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