Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

Bush: Meri Pain De Kaar Munda Hoya Way.

Bush: Meri pain de kaar munda hoya way.
Musharraf: Mubarak howay.
Bush: par ik masla way.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning Tags: Mubarak
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

Diagram In Book Was Not Clear..

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
""Don not look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!""

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

Girls Miss Use It!

Girls miss use it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photographs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Mein Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna





AnswEr hAi










BethA
huA

.



BAkrA ... :p ;->

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

Kya Aapne Kabhi Munh Mein Liya Hy??

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh mein LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BHUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Aaajil

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
 
Sms / Cool

Aaisha

When U Want To Enjoy Life

When u want to enjoy life
think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 07:01
Category: cool
 
Sms / Love

Aaisha

Ek Lamha Jo Baar Baar Satata Hai

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 06:01
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Aaisha

Duniya Se Ziada Humko Teri Zarurat Hai.

Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya ghamm nahi
duniya se ziada humko teri zarurat hai.

· 1 Like · Jan 20, 2009 at 07:01
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Nice

Aamir Khan Sherwani

Everybody Seems To Be Special

Everybody seems to be SPECIAL at first sight,

But only the SPECIAL ones

Maintain their level of dignity

Till the last sight of the life.

· 1 Like · Mar 21, 2008 at 14:03
Category: nice
 
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