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Madiha Shahid

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 56
Member Since : Mar 15, 2008
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Madiha Shahid

When A Paki Grabbed An Indian S Football

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

· 2 Like · Jun 03, 2021 at 17:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Madiha Shahid

Shoq Or Dar

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

· 2 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 05:04
Category: text
 
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Social Wall / Text

Madiha Shahid

Shoq Or Dar

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2021 at 16:04
Category: text
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Madiha Shahid

Paindoo

Akk Dafa Akk Paindoo Shahir Aya Us Nay Market Say Akk Radio Karida.Sales Man Main Kaha Kaha Kay Yai Radio Walayti Hai.Paindoo Radio Lay Kar Khosh Khosh Gao Chala Gya Waha Ja Ker Is Nay Tamaam Logoo Say Kahan Kay Yai Radio Walayti yai Aur On Kar Diya. Radio On Howa Aur Awaz Ayee Kay Yai Radio Pakistan Hai.
Paindoo Bahga Bahga Shahir Gya Aur Sales Man Koo Pakir Liya Aur Kaha Kay T Too Too Kah Raha Tha Yai Radio Walayti Yai Radio Too Kah Raha Main Radio Pakistan Hoon............

· 2 Like · Apr 24, 2021 at 18:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / English Quotes

Madiha Shahid

A Real Love

A Real Man Doesn''t Love Million Girls, He Loves One Girl in a Million Ways.

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2018 at 04:11
Category: english-quotes
 
Quotes / English Quotes

Madiha Shahid

A Real Love

A Real Man Doesn''t Love Million Girls, He Loves One Girl in a Million Ways.

· 0 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 21:11
Category: english-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Madiha Shahid

Jurm (gunah)

Wo insan jo koi jurm (gunah) karta hai wo apni rooh ko daagh daar kar leta hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2018 at 20:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Madiha Shahid

Insaan

· 2 Like · Nov 16, 2018 at 06:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Madiha Shahid

Choti Choti Khushyan

Hamesha choti choti khushiyon ka achay dil se istaqbal karo kyun k unhi k peeche mohabbaton ka sailaab hota hai.

· 2 Like · Oct 31, 2018 at 02:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Sad

Madiha Shahid

Marna Chaha Uski Yaad Mein.

Marna Chaha Uski Yaad Mein. Peena Chahu To Zehar Nahi Hai Dubna Chahu To Lehar Nahi Hai Marna Chaha Jab Uski Yaad Mein To Maut Bhi Hans Kar Boli Ja Abhi Teri Umar Nhi Hai.

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2018 at 12:10
Category: sad
 

Madiha Shahid

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Member Since : Mar 15, 2008
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