Urooj Imran

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

Eik dafa ka zikar hai kai eik admi janat mai jata hai wuhan ja ker woh dekhta hai kai deewar per chaar tasweeren lagi hui hain.Pehli tasweer Allama Mohd Iqbal ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE THICKER OF THE NATION,dosri tasweer Quaid-e-Azam ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE FOUNDER OF THE NATION,teesri tasweer Liaqat Ali Khan ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE DEVELOPER OF THE NATION,chothi tasweer eik faqeer ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE NATION.

MASEEHA ho??
Tabhi jazbaat ki dharkan ko fauran jaan lety
ho!
Kabhi alfaz ki nabzon ko apni narm sanson sy
choo kr bhool jaty ho!!
K in lafzon k seeny mein bhi akhir DIL
dharakty hain
Suno!
ye baat krty hain,
Ruko!
aawaz dety hain
Ye Jazbay saans lety hain
To jb tum door jaty ho
Jb inko bhool jaty ho
To dharkan rooth jati hy
To nabzein doob jati hain
Ye sansein toot jati hain
MASEEHA ho...
to phir inko shifa tum kyun nahi dety.

Tujhay Bhoolnay Ko Ek Pal Chahiye.....

Wo Pal K Jissay Moat Kehtay Hain....