Sms / Sardar

Urooj Imran

Manmohan Sing

i man asked sardarg manmohan sing goes walk on evening not in the morning, sardar replayed aray bhai manmohan sing is PM not AM

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 23:05
Category: sardar
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Asiah Rahi

Eid Ka Chaand

Ramzaan k mahinaay main ghar say kum nikalna
Log roza na tor dain Eid ka chaand samajh kar

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 18:05
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Qadeer

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.

Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!

And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!

· 2 Like · May 15, 2015 at 13:05
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdul Sattar

Santa Banta

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply together. and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

· 1 Like · May 15, 2015 at 09:05
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Funny

Kinza Hussain

Mithai Ka Diba

ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.

· 3 Like · May 15, 2015 at 03:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny

Hafiz Mehran


practise makes perfect,but nobody--s perfect ,so why practise ?

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 23:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny

Sana Dimple


there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 18:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny

Omar Hassan

Ab Tou Aadat Si Hai


Najany kab say
grade buray aatay hain
Mujhe phir bhi akallll...ll.... kion nahin aati hai??
Najany kab say.....

sab formulay hain..!
sab theorian hain......!!
bhoola do unhain..!
jila do unhain.............................

Door jitna --A-- hay mujh say... paas --E-- kay main..
Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main....
teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..
Ab to zinda hoon main tuiition center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey...
theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sata-a...!
yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey...

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoany main
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh


· 2 Like · May 14, 2015 at 14:05
Category: funny
Sms / Love

Mahu Arish

Some Fun With Punjabianz

Some Fun with Punjabianz

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

The Golden words are Don--t cry in Love
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don--t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U


· 3 Like · May 14, 2015 at 09:05
Category: love

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