Sms / Funny

Abdul Kareem

|| Smart Angel || By Own Rulzzzzzzzzz

once an angel come to me and granted my one wish i told him 4 world peace ........... he sayzzzzzzzzzzzz : it--s Impossible

Then i ask him 2 give u a brain ..... coz i care of u yaar

but he sayzzzzzzz ok i will try 4 world peace
hahahaahaha:)

· 1 Like · May 06, 2015 at 21:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Wafa Chaudhry

Bewafa

bewafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi
besharam tum ho to sharamdar hum bhi nahi
pyar k is moor per aa k kehte ho k shadishuda ho to kiya hua darling -------------kunware to hum bhi nahi.

· 1 Like · May 06, 2015 at 16:05
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Karim Khan

Sardar Jii

ik dafa ik meeting mein sab kehtey hain k sardars r stupids achanak ik sardar ata hai or kehta hai how can u say this i will prove that v r intelligent but i will b here after my break saying this he went out .wo nichey jata hai or pan waley se kehta hai k sab aisa kuiun kehtey hain hum bewakoof log hain pan wala kehta hai k mein tum se ik pehali pouchta hoon tum is ka jawab dena ok phir faisla karein gey ;wo bolta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoou teesra kiya kaerta hai?sardar bahut sochta hai or 1 ghantey bad kehta hai i dont know wo kehta hai k mein bhi sab se yehio pouchoon ga kuin k ye mushkil sawal hai.
wouper jata hai or sab se pouchta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoo teesra kiya kaun hai?ik admi kehta hai tu tu wo kehta k nhi teesra nechey khokey pe hai...
ha ha ha..

· 1 Like · May 06, 2015 at 10:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Nasim Rana

Sardar

Sardar tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home

· 1 Like · May 06, 2015 at 05:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Nasir Alam

Copies

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him
after the
attack on the Pentagon: I--m sorry to hear about theattack. It is a
very
big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of everything.

· 1 Like · May 06, 2015 at 00:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Funny

Bushra Shah

Side Aorb

aek dafa aik aadme ja raha tha us ne dekha aek aadme road per late kar song ga raha tha jab woh wapas aaya to woh aadme ulta leeta hoowa tha us ne poocha jab main gaya th to tum seedhe the main aaya hoon to tum ultay laitay ho kia baat hai us ne jawab dia woh mere A side the yeh mere B side hai ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

· 1 Like · May 05, 2015 at 19:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Moiz Malik

Guuuuuuuuuh..........

ek admi hota wo bolta hay kay muje guuuh aye hay to dusra admi bolta hay ke yahi pass me gurumandir hay waha jaker karlo.............
to wo bolta hay nahi gurumandir me kaise kar sakta hu main guuuuhhh wo to abhi abhi bana hay to dusraa admi bolta hay to kia huwa tumara guuuh bhi to abhi abhi bana hay .....hahahhahahahha

· 1 Like · May 05, 2015 at 15:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Urooj Imran

Flight

Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, Guess who?
Controller Banta switches the field lights off and replied, Guess where!

· 1 Like · May 05, 2015 at 09:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Funny

Maryam Rauf

||it s called brain|| by own rulzzzzzzzzzzzzz

when u need care just call me , when ever u feel cry just call me if i did--nt got success 2 make u laugh then i ll cry wid u also,when ever u need love just call me i ll love u more then ne one ,when ever u need money .................
.................................
........................................

the number u have dialed is not respoding at the moment.. plzz do not try again later also....;) hahahahaha
hi guyzzz n girls
keep smiling n mailing me also
take care
byzzzz

· 1 Like · May 05, 2015 at 05:05
Category: funny
 
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