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Imran Khan

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Imran Khan

Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Bana Deti Hai

mohabbat dilo ko awara bana deti hai,
gardish mein rehne wala sitara bana deti hai
yeh apni hud mein rahe to thik
warna kisiko veer to kisiko zaara bana deti hai...


· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Imran Khan

Azaab.


· 2 Like · Apr 18, 2019 at 18:04
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Bride Hand With Beautiful Mehndi Design

· 0 Like · Dec 20, 2018 at 15:12
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Aankhen

aik admi andha hota hai woh aik aurat se
milne jata hai woh naha rahi hoti hai woh pochti kaun hai to woh kehta hai main hon woh aurat nangi bahir aa jati hai to admi use mathai data hai woh pochti hai kis khusi main admi kehta hai meri aankhen theek ho gaie hain

· 1 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 17:12
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What It Reminds Me

· 2 Like · Nov 01, 2018 at 00:11
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Interviewer: There Are 500 Bricks On A Plane.you Drop One Outside. How Many Are...

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2018 at 20:10
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Greedy

teen dost mil kar kher pakate hain teeno ki laraye ho jati hai k main zayada khaon ga is baat par akhir faisla hota hai k subha wo zayada kher khaye ga jo sab say acha khoab dekhe ga
teeno so jate hain aik uth kar sari kher kha jata hai subha teeno uthtey hain pehle wala kehta hai yaar main raat ko chand par gaya tha khoab main 2sra kehta hai k ye to kuch nahi main raat ko sitaroon par tha 3sre ki bari ati hai to wo kehta hai ke yaar ""raat ko aye they 5 daku unhon ne mujhe kaha key kher kha loo warna dande mar mar ke marr dain gey tumko""baqi dono ne kaha tum ne hamain kyon nahi uthaya us ne kaha ke tum loog itni door gaye they main kaisay uthata
main ne apko hansane ki koshish ki hai plz mera dil mat toriye ga

· 3 Like · Sep 08, 2018 at 20:09
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Safaid Jhoot:

aik ustani ney class say pousha(ask):agar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat thi- to yah mazi(past)ka jumla hua. aor aghar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat hon to yah kia huwa?bacha bola ""yeh safaid jhout ho ga...

· 2 Like · Aug 15, 2018 at 15:08
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Ek Admi Ke Ankhen Kharab The Us Ko Ek

EK ADMI KI ANKHAEN KHARAB THEE OH DOCTOR K PASS GAYA OR KAHA KE DOCTOR SAHAB MUJH KO EK ADMI DO NAZAR ATHE HAE.DOCTOR NE KAHA K KYA AP CHARO KO YAHYE BIMARI HAY .DOCTOR KO EK CHAR NAZAR ARAHE THE

· 1 Like · Aug 02, 2018 at 17:08
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1 baywaqoof nay apney friend say kaha

1 baywaqoof nay apney friend say kaha yaar may ney aaj railway walon ko baywaqoof banaya hay friend ney kaha acha wo kesey baywaqoof nay kaha key may ney wapsi ka ticket to kareed liya magar wapis hi nahi gaya

· 1 Like · Jul 05, 2018 at 09:07
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Imran Khan

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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