Abdul Basit

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aik daffa aik pakistani, roosi aur americy baat kar rahay thay .americy nay kaha hamairay mulk kaiy logo nay itni tarraqi ki hai kay hamaray behri jahaz samandar ki teh kay sath safar kartaiy hain.roosi nay kaha hamaraiy hawai jahaz asman kay sath safar kartay hian.pakistani nay sochnay kay baad kaha kay hamaray logo nay itni tarraqi ki hay kah woh nak say khana khatay hain. americy aur roosi nai poocha nak say pakistani nay kaha nahi nak say aik inch nichay.

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)