Abdul Basit

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

ek bar ek admi ke pass kuch log aa kar kehte hai keh hum galat kam karne wali women ke liye chanda jama kar rahe hain to us admi ne kaha keh mein un women ki direct madad karta ho.

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