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Hammad Yousuf

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Hammad Yousuf

A Young Couple

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.

""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.

What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""

""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""

""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""

· 1 Like · 4 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

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Waqt Aur Doulat

· 6 Like · Jan 03, 2019 at 21:01
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Hammad Yousuf

Sachai

· 2 Like · Dec 30, 2018 at 06:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

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Sycle Ka Pehya

batay ne bape se kaha keh maray dost kee mungnee hai main usay kya tohfa doo
Bape---Bata anghooti dado.
Bata---Jee woh to bahot choti hoti hain
Bape---To phir sycle ka pehya dado.

· 1 Like · Dec 21, 2018 at 14:12
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Hammad Yousuf

Jaahil Insaan

Jaahil insan se behs mai mat uljho us se jitna door raho utna hi behtar hai.

· 2 Like · Dec 03, 2018 at 15:12
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Hammad Yousuf

Dunya

· 4 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 02:11
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Hammad Yousuf

Bill

Aik khoobsoorat ladki ne departmental store se 1 perfume ki bottle li aur cash counter pe ja kar iski qeemqat poochhi. Clerk dil phenk type ka aadmi tha. Us ne sharatan kaha, ""Aik pappi"". Ladki wapas mudi. 10 perfume ki bottles lai. Phir us ne cash counter pe ja kar zor se darwaze ki taraf mun kar ke aawaz lagai, "" Dadaji apne perfumes ka bill ada kar deejiye""

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2018 at 04:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Hammad Yousuf

Chand Par Pehla Qadam.... Rofl

· 1 Like · Sep 30, 2018 at 20:09
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Poetry / Sad

Hammad Yousuf

Tum Ne Hamen Bhula Dia

· 0 Like · Aug 08, 2018 at 14:08
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 7 Like · Jul 09, 2018 at 07:07
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 

Hammad Yousuf

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Country : Pakistan

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