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Abdul Khaliq

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Abdul Khaliq

A Hawaii Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Rishtay Khoon Ke Nahee Ahsaas Ke Hotay Hain

Rishtay khoon ke nahee ahsaas ke hotay hain agar ahsaas ho to ajnabhi bhi apnay ho jatay hain aur agar ahsaas na ho to apnay bhi ajnabi ho jatay hain.

· 2 Like · Jun 15, 2018 at 09:06
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Taqat

· 1 Like · Jun 05, 2018 at 00:06
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Joke Of The Day

Geelani ne zardari ko message kia: Please aik mazahiya message bhejo.
Zardari: Sorry mai namaz parh raha hun.
Geelani: Hahaha! Do teen aur bhejo!

· 2 Like · Jun 01, 2018 at 08:06
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Poetry / Sad

Abdul Khaliq

Zara Si Der Ko Aye The Khwab Ankhon Mein.

zara si der ko aye the khwab ankhon mein
phir us k bad musalsal azab ankhon mein
wo jis k nam ki nisbat se raushan tha wujud
khatak raha hai wahi aftab ankhon mein
jinhen mata-e-dil-o-jan samajh rahe the ham
wo aine bhi hue behijab ankhon mein
ajab tarah ka hai mausam k khak urti hai
wo din bhi the k khile the gulab ankhon mein
mere gazal teri wahshaton ki khair ki hai
bahut dinon se bahut iztarab ankhon mein
na jane kaisi qayamat ka peshkhema hai
ye uljhane teri be-intasab ankhon mein.

· 0 Like · May 30, 2018 at 02:05
Category: sad
 
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Eik Murgi Ne Baaz Se Shadi Karli.


· 6 Like · May 28, 2018 at 00:05
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Allah Par Bharosa

· 8 Like · May 27, 2018 at 05:05
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Khan Sahab In U.s.a

Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2017 at 09:10
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Social Wall / Text

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Kisi Aurat Ka Dil Asal Mein Kab Toot Ta Hai?

· 1 Like · Apr 27, 2017 at 07:04
Category: text
 
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Tandoor Wala

· 0 Like · Sep 27, 2016 at 01:09
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Abdul Khaliq

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Country : Pakistan

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