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Abdul Khaliq

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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A Hawaii Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

· 1 Like · Jan 19, 2020 at 07:01
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A New Hope

· 0 Like · Nov 15, 2019 at 22:11
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Sirf Wo Ek Shakhs

Sirf wo Ek Shakhs Kisi Tarah Se Mil Jata
Mujhe Manzoor Thay Phir Jitne Bhi Khasaray Hote

· 0 Like · Oct 08, 2019 at 15:10
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Jahalat Ka Bhetreen Jawab Khamoshi Hai.



· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2019 at 11:09
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Joke Of The Day

Geelani ne zardari ko message kia: Please aik mazahiya message bhejo.
Zardari: Sorry mai namaz parh raha hun.
Geelani: Hahaha! Do teen aur bhejo!

· 2 Like · Aug 16, 2019 at 02:08
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Rishtay Khoon Ke Nahee Ahsaas Ke Hotay Hain

Rishtay khoon ke nahee ahsaas ke hotay hain agar ahsaas ho to ajnabhi bhi apnay ho jatay hain aur agar ahsaas na ho to apnay bhi ajnabi ho jatay hain.

· 3 Like · Aug 14, 2019 at 16:08
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Eik Murgi Ne Baaz Se Shadi Karli.


· 6 Like · Aug 11, 2019 at 17:08
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Taqat

· 1 Like · Aug 03, 2019 at 06:08
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Allah Par Bharosa

· 10 Like · Jul 24, 2019 at 13:07
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Khan Sahab In U.s.a

Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""

· 1 Like · Dec 21, 2018 at 22:12
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Abdul Khaliq

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Country : Pakistan

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