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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 9959
Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Boy To Girl…

Boy to girl
""Yaar aaj kaal shahr say texiya khatam ho gayee hain""
She reply
""kiya karen Rakshay jo chalna shuru ho gaye hain""

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

Galey Milte Hain…

Aaik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai,
G yaha galay miltay hain?
Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain
laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 15:02
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Ijunoon

Formality

Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me,
mien shoor macha dongi,
Boy: Lakin yaha tu dour dour tak koi nahien hay.
Girl: i know but formality tu karni hi paday gi...

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 08:02
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Gandhi Jee Ka Janm

Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says ""I.S.I is fully involved
in this tragedy "".
Kehtay hain ""I.S.I nah banti Gandhi jee ka janm nah hota""

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 00:02
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Khilone…

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa dein.
Mom: tera dost chore hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 17:02
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Ijunoon

Ravand Kaun?

Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tell me asli Ravand kaun?

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 09:02
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Ijunoon

Abbey Di Juttian

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
""Abbey di juttian""..

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

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Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003

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