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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Always Remember.

Always REMEMBER.

No matter how bad you are,

you are not totally useless.

You can always be used as a bad example.

· 3 Like · Mar 04, 2019 at 09:03
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

An Amazing Love Story!

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

and gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

and bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

and dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?

· 2 Like · Mar 04, 2019 at 00:03
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Ijunoon

Honesty N Wisdom !

Dad:2 things in life r important.
Honesty n Wisdom !
Son:Wats honesty?
Dad:Keep ur word if u have given it.
Son:Wisdom?
Dad:Do not give it !

· 2 Like · Mar 03, 2019 at 17:03
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Articles / Health

Ijunoon

Haldi Se Chaati K Sartan K Ilaaj Par Tehqeeq

ہلدی برسوں سے ہمارے روایتی کھانوں کا حصہ رہی ہے۔ پرانے زمانے میں ہلدی محض مصالے کا ایک جزو نہیں تھی بلکہ اسے بہت سی جسمانی تکالیف کے علاج کے لیے استعمال کیا جاتا تھا۔ آج بھی بہت سے گھرانوں میں ہلدی س...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Mar 03, 2019 at 13:03
Category: health
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Amir Khan

Woh kya hai
*
jo ISHQ mein hai
*
DIL mein hai
*
MANN mein hai
*
aur
DHADKAN mein nahe hai?
*
GUESS ?
?
?
*
Sochte kya ho
Woh
AMIR KHAN hai

· 2 Like · Mar 03, 2019 at 10:03
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Ek Young Man ""military Police"" Join Kerna Chahta Tha.

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

· 2 Like · Mar 03, 2019 at 02:03
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Ijunoon

Kitne Aadmi The.

Jab Gabbar paida hua tou uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THay...

· 3 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 18:03
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Ijunoon

Itna Chota Condam

Teacher: Hamein machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo tou ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 10:03
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Mughal E Orgasm!!!

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti
Mughal-e-Azam mein tou film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 03:03
Category: miscellaneous
 

Ijunoon

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