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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Prospective Husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

· 1 Like · Feb 19, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

2 Indian Fauji Aik Dosray Kay Sath Fight

2 indian fauji aik dosray kay sath fight
kar rahay thay tu officer nay dekh lia
aur ye kah kar un ka court marshal kar dia
kay humay larnay walay fauji nahi chaheay...

· 1 Like · Feb 18, 2019 at 15:02
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Ijunoon

A Man Will Lie Awake All Night

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

· 2 Like · Feb 17, 2019 at 17:02
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Ijunoon

A Man Will Lie Awake All Night

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

· 2 Like · Feb 17, 2019 at 17:02
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Ijunoon

There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman

There was this guy who told his woman
that he loved her so much that he would
go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.

· 1 Like · Feb 17, 2019 at 10:02
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Ijunoon

Teacher Can u define the word lecturer for me

Teacher - Can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.

· 1 Like · Feb 17, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

Aik Police Inspector Apni Barat Wali Car Main

AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

· 2 Like · Feb 16, 2019 at 16:02
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Ijunoon

Pars Chori Honey K Baad Larki Ka Reaction

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : Oh Shit Os Mein Tou Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

· 2 Like · Feb 16, 2019 at 09:02
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Ijunoon

Ek Sharabi Nashe Men Tun Hokar Ja Raha Tha

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.



· 2 Like · Feb 16, 2019 at 01:02
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Ijunoon

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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003

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