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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · Feb 11, 2019 at 06:02
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Ijunoon

Galey Milte Hain…

Aaik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai,
G yaha galay miltay hain?
Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain
laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 15:02
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Ijunoon

Formality

Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me,
mien shoor macha dongi,
Boy: Lakin yaha tu dour dour tak koi nahien hay.
Girl: i know but formality tu karni hi paday gi...

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 08:02
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Gandhi Jee Ka Janm

Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says ""I.S.I is fully involved
in this tragedy "".
Kehtay hain ""I.S.I nah banti Gandhi jee ka janm nah hota""

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 00:02
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Khilone…

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa dein.
Mom: tera dost chore hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 17:02
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Ravand Kaun?

Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tell me asli Ravand kaun?

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 09:02
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Abbey Di Juttian

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
""Abbey di juttian""..

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

Udasi Aasman Hai

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 22:02
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Chai Bana Dou

BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAIN CHAI BANA DOU
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB MEIN BANA DOUNGA

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 17:02
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Newspaper

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon mein rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se
issi bahane her din nayi nayi tou milti.

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 10:02
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Kal Main Ne Hawksbay Per Dekkha,

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha,
4 addmi ne eik saath sumander main
chalang lagayi magar sirf
aik ke baal geelay howe
ye kase mumkin hai?

?
?
?

baqi 3 ganje thay...



· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 02:02
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Indian Cricket Team Has Been Kidnapped By Taliban....

Indian Cricket team has been kidnapped by Taliban....
Taliban is asking for a ransom of 100,000 usd to set them free,
if not they say to burn them alive pouring kerosine....
Please donate........
I have already donated 5 litres of kerosine.....

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 19:02
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Sometimes Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot...

Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot...
if u dont agree with me,

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!!!

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 12:02
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Ijunoon

Hukmuraan Muj Ko Baharon Ka Banaya Jaye

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 20:02
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Ijunoon

Jab Bhi Chahen Ik Nai Soorat Bana Lete Hain Log

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 13:02
Category: love
 
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Ijunoon

Jab Tasawur Mera Chupkay Se Tuje Chho Aaye

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 06:02
Category: love
 
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Ijunoon

Life Before Marriage Is Like Airtel

Life before marriage is like AIRTEL:
'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE:
'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA:
'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH:
'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL:
'The subscriber is not reachable'

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 05:02
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Ijunoon

Me Ik Aisi Dulhan Ko Janta Hoon

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 00:02
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Ijunoon

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