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Ijunoon

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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 19:03
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 11:03
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Ijunoon

Mr Elahi Had Three Sons

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

· 2 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 04:03
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Har Gali Har Deewar Par Apka Naam Likha Hai.

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

· 1 Like · Feb 27, 2019 at 22:02
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Ijunoon

Har Gali Har Deewar Par Apka Naam Likha Hai.

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

· 1 Like · Feb 27, 2019 at 15:02
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Ijunoon

An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests…

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

· 2 Like · Feb 27, 2019 at 07:02
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Ijunoon

It Was Saturday Morning As Jake

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, What are you up to?

Alice smiles, I''m going hunting with you!

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I''ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice could not bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!

· 1 Like · Feb 27, 2019 at 00:02
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We Must Respect The Other Fellow's Religion

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that his wife
is beautiful and his children smart.

· 3 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 16:02
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Ijunoon

Range Haathon

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero
& then directs his chela.)
AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal
aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range
haathon pakad legi. he he he

· 1 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 09:02
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