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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Checkpoint

AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga
do aur debugger start kar dou.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

· 1 Like · Feb 24, 2019 at 12:02
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Ijunoon

Chinese…

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Michael,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

· 2 Like · Feb 24, 2019 at 04:02
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Liquid Oxygen

Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do!
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa,
Oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

· 1 Like · Feb 23, 2019 at 21:02
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Suicide

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!

· 1 Like · Feb 23, 2019 at 13:02
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Shorthand

Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona darling..arrling’s typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat dou.
Robert: Magar kyoon boss ?
AJIT: Typing tou nahi atee, kamsekam shorthand tou seekh legi.


· 1 Like · Feb 23, 2019 at 06:02
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Pata Chal Jaayega Chakkar Kya Hai

Michael: Boss, yeh aadmi tou kuch bol hi nahin raha hai.
Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revealing chair mein daal dou.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2019 at 23:02
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Mona Darling

AJIT: Mona darling,
tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar dou,
Mona: Lekin kyon Boss?
AJIT: Bahut Mona Toni ho jaye gee…

· 2 Like · Feb 22, 2019 at 15:02
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Airbus

Boss: Robert!
Robert: Yes, Boss
Boss: Yeh bus mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon boss?
Boss: Yeh bus Airbus ban jayegi

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2019 at 08:02
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Asman Me Panchi Ud Raha Hai Furrrrr Furrrrr

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2019 at 00:02
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Ijunoon

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