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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

There Were 4 Friends

There were 4 friends: somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while
Brain was in washroom. And mad called to police.



· 1 Like · Feb 14, 2019 at 03:02
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Ijunoon

Aesi Zindigi Ka Karna Bhi Kya Hai..

Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,
cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge, Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

· 1 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 20:02
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Ijunoon

Mahina Aram Se Kat Jaey Ga…

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha...

""iss mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon""
wife ne jawab diya ""app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,
hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni paree,
3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4.makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna,
mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.
MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA...

· 2 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 13:02
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Do Tukrey Kar Diye…

A child had never seen his hips, once his teacher beat with ruler on his hips... he was very angry he came back to home and saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYE)

· 2 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 06:02
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Ijunoon

Phuljhariyan…

Child: Mom iss bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 22:02
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Ijunoon

Devdas & Paro

Devdas says to Paro: aik sham mera naam ker do.
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAAND):Tu aaj phir nahaya nahi... .

· 0 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 14:02
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Ijunoon

Coductor & Passenger

EK UNPARHAY(ILLETERATE) CONDUCTOR SE:
GAARI MAI JAGAH HAI.
CONDUCTOR: HA EK ADMEE KEE.
SAWAREE: LEKEN MERE PASS DOU LADIES BHI HAIn.
CONDUCTOR: TUM BAITHO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAANDh LUNGA.



· 0 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 07:02
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Ijunoon

Boy To Girl…

Boy to girl
""Yaar aaj kaal shahr say texiya khatam ho gayee hain""
She reply
""kiya karen Rakshay jo chalna shuru ho gaye hain""

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 00:02
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Ijunoon

Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · Feb 11, 2019 at 14:02
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Ijunoon

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