Ijunoon

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Ijunoon

Khiloneâ€¦

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa dein.
Mom: tera dost chore hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 17:02

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Ravand Kaun?

Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tell me asli Ravand kaun?

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 09:02

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Abbey Di Juttian

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
""Abbey di juttian""..

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2019 at 02:02

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Ijunoon

Udasi Aasman Hai

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 22:02

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Chai Bana Dou

BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAIN CHAI BANA DOU
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB MEIN BANA DOUNGA

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 17:02

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Newspaper

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon mein rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se
issi bahane her din nayi nayi tou milti.

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 10:02

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Ijunoon

Kal Main Ne Hawksbay Per Dekkha,

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha,
4 addmi ne eik saath sumander main
chalang lagayi magar sirf
aik ke baal geelay howe
ye kase mumkin hai?

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?

baqi 3 ganje thay...

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 02:02

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