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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Teri 1 Behan Mere Ghar Main Hai

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri aik behan mere ghar main hai.



· 2 Like · Feb 15, 2019 at 17:02
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Ijunoon

Rishtay Nahi Farishtay Aatay Hain

A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaroorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter
""mian sahib"" iss umar mein RISHTAY nahi FARISHTAY aatay hein.



· 2 Like · Feb 15, 2019 at 10:02
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Ijunoon

Pichy Se Nikal Gaya…

HUM NY AIK TEETAR PAKRA AUR PINJRAY MAIN BAND KIA
TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA AUR KHAYA
TOU WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA...

· 1 Like · Feb 15, 2019 at 02:02
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Telephone…

Rizwan: Doctor please help me,
mein jab baat karta huun tou muje sirf
awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone per.

· 2 Like · Feb 14, 2019 at 18:02
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Ijunoon

Khushi Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta!

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

· 3 Like · Feb 14, 2019 at 11:02
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Ijunoon

There Were 4 Friends

There were 4 friends: somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while
Brain was in washroom. And mad called to police.



· 1 Like · Feb 14, 2019 at 03:02
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Ijunoon

Aesi Zindigi Ka Karna Bhi Kya Hai..

Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,
cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey: Nahi piyenge
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: Nahi karenge
Teacher: Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher: Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey: Kardenge, Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

· 1 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 20:02
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Ijunoon

Mahina Aram Se Kat Jaey Ga…

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha...

""iss mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon""
wife ne jawab diya ""app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,
hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni paree,
3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4.makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna,
mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.
MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA...

· 2 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 13:02
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Ijunoon

Do Tukrey Kar Diye…

A child had never seen his hips, once his teacher beat with ruler on his hips... he was very angry he came back to home and saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYE)

· 2 Like · Feb 13, 2019 at 06:02
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Ijunoon

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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003

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