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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Phuljhariyan…

Child: Mom iss bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 22:02
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Ijunoon

Devdas & Paro

Devdas says to Paro: aik sham mera naam ker do.
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAAND):Tu aaj phir nahaya nahi... .

· 0 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 14:02
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Coductor & Passenger

EK UNPARHAY(ILLETERATE) CONDUCTOR SE:
GAARI MAI JAGAH HAI.
CONDUCTOR: HA EK ADMEE KEE.
SAWAREE: LEKEN MERE PASS DOU LADIES BHI HAIn.
CONDUCTOR: TUM BAITHO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAANDh LUNGA.



· 0 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 07:02
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Boy To Girl…

Boy to girl
""Yaar aaj kaal shahr say texiya khatam ho gayee hain""
She reply
""kiya karen Rakshay jo chalna shuru ho gaye hain""

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2019 at 00:02
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Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · Feb 11, 2019 at 14:02
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Kisi Vakeel S Pyar Mat Karna Vo Kahega

Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega
""I OBJECTION"" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna vo kahega ""NEXT""
Pyar karna tou TEACHER Se kahega ""DO IT 5 Times"".



· 2 Like · Feb 11, 2019 at 06:02
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Galey Milte Hain…

Aaik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai,
G yaha galay miltay hain?
Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain
laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 15:02
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Ijunoon

Formality

Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me,
mien shoor macha dongi,
Boy: Lakin yaha tu dour dour tak koi nahien hay.
Girl: i know but formality tu karni hi paday gi...

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 08:02
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Gandhi Jee Ka Janm

Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says ""I.S.I is fully involved
in this tragedy "".
Kehtay hain ""I.S.I nah banti Gandhi jee ka janm nah hota""

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2019 at 00:02
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Ijunoon

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