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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 9959
Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Airhostess And Passenger

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

· 2 Like · May 15, 2019 at 13:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Allah K Nam Pe Kuch De Do

SARDAR cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra,

Faqeer: ALLAH k nam pe kuch de do!

SARDAR: chal peeche beth tenu chootay dewan

· 3 Like · May 05, 2019 at 19:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

500 Pages Ki Kitaab

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P

· 1 Like · May 01, 2019 at 10:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Love

Ijunoon

Bhool Jau Kay Apnay Maazi Mein Rakha Kya Hai

bhool jau ke apnay maazi mein rakha kya hai
yahi na !
dou chaar mulakaatein
adhooray shikway
adhuri baatein
aur udaas shamen
chand toty hui
phone ki bay rabt callen
aur kya hai apnay maazi mein
bhool jaau . . .

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 06:04
Category: love
 
Poetry / Love

Ijunoon

Kya Milay Wasif Ki Masti Sooragh

kya milay wasif ki masti ka suragh
chasham ِ saqi nay kya roshan chiragh
har qadam par ik nai manzil mili
gul khulay hain ya hamaray dil kay daagh
say jhoom uthi zamee
aasman hai surnigoon jaisay
dil mein aakhein hain to hai ankhon mein dil
baagh mein hain phool aur phoolon mein baagh

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2019 at 00:04
Category: love
 
Poetry / Love

Ijunoon

Mein Qatray Me Darya Hoon

mein qatray mein hoon dariya
mein zarray mein hoon sehra
mein mashriq ، mein hoon maghrib
mera kahan hoga
mein chahoon kis ko chahoon
meri chhahat par nah ja
teree chhahat dhoka hai
mein hoon dhokay ka dhoka
to andha hai kya daikhe
mein nay tujh ko daikh liya

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2019 at 18:04
Category: love
 
Articles / Health

Ijunoon

Neend Me Kami Ki Waja Se Dimaghi Khaliye Tabah Ho Saktay Hain

نیند کی کمی کے دماغ پر برے اثرات سے ہر کوئی واقف ہے، لیکن ایک نئی تحقیق کے مطابق نیند میں کمی کے اثرات ہمارے اندازے سے زیادہ ہیں کیونکہ اس سے دماغ کے خلیے ہمیشہ کے لیے تباہ ہو سکتے ہیں۔ دماغی سائنس کے...
مزید پڑھیں

· 4 Like · Mar 19, 2019 at 12:03
Category: health
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

2 Hippopotms Saw Lion Killin A Tiger

2 hippopotms saw lion killin a tiger.

Lion gang threatens 2kill their family

If they tel truth in court.

Still they tell it.

Y?

Bcoz

HIPS DONT lie

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2019 at 16:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Always Remember.

Always REMEMBER.

No matter how bad you are,

you are not totally useless.

You can always be used as a bad example.

· 3 Like · Mar 04, 2019 at 09:03
Category: miscellaneous
 

Ijunoon

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Country : Pakistan

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