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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

We Must Respect The Other Fellow's Religion

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that his wife
is beautiful and his children smart.

· 3 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 16:02
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Ijunoon

Range Haathon

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero
& then directs his chela.)
AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal
aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range
haathon pakad legi. he he he

· 1 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 09:02
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Ijunoon

Society & Security

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi

· 1 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

In Or Out

(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat.
The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside.
Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT: Robert Ek aur hole bana do,
aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do.
Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!

· 1 Like · Feb 25, 2019 at 19:02
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Tumhari Maa Hamare Kabze Mein Hai A€¦â€¦.

AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

· 1 Like · Feb 25, 2019 at 11:02
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Ijunoon

Kaam Tou Karna Hi Padegaa.!

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon,
mujhe headache ho raha hai.
AJIT:Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do,
kaam tou karna hi padegaa.!

· 1 Like · Feb 25, 2019 at 03:02
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Ijunoon

Personal Affairs

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman
feeling himself to have excessive control
over his personal affairs.

· 1 Like · Feb 24, 2019 at 20:02
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Ijunoon

Checkpoint

AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga
do aur debugger start kar dou.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

· 1 Like · Feb 24, 2019 at 12:02
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Ijunoon

Chinese…

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Michael,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

· 2 Like · Feb 24, 2019 at 04:02
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Ijunoon

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