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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003
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Ijunoon

Asman Me Panchi Ud Raha Hai Furrrrr Furrrrr

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)

· 2 Like · Feb 21, 2019 at 17:02
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Ijunoon

Two Boys Ko 3 Live Bomb Milte Hai…

Dou boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai…
Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mein hi phat jaye tou???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi milay thay .

· 1 Like · Feb 21, 2019 at 10:02
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Ijunoon

Is There Any Way For Long Life?

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

· 1 Like · Feb 21, 2019 at 03:02
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Love Marriage Vs. Arranged.

It is funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It is like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2019 at 20:02
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World Ka Sabse Bada Ullu Kon Hai?

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2019 at 13:02
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Ijunoon

World Ka Sabse Bada Ullu Kon Hai?

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2019 at 06:02
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Ijunoon

Getting Married Is Very Much Like Going To A Restaurant

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

· 1 Like · Feb 19, 2019 at 23:02
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Ijunoon

Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

· 2 Like · Feb 19, 2019 at 16:02
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Ijunoon

Faster Than Electronic Banking

There is a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It is called marriage.

· 1 Like · Feb 19, 2019 at 09:02
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Ijunoon

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