Aleezay Abbasi

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

aik dafa aik asma rastay se ja raha tha to rastay ma aik ro admi khara gana ga raha tha tho phala admi na pahli tha wo waha se guzra to thosra admi koy or gana ga raha tha or gab wo wapis araha tha to thosra bandsa koi or gana ga raha tha to pahala admi nai pocha ka gb mai ga raha tha to tum kuch or ga rahai tha or gab aa raha ho to kuch dosray na gawab thia paha {B} side thi or ab {A}side hai...!

LIKHNA THA KHOON SAY,LIKH DEYA SIYAHI SAY
MERNA THA MUOT SAY, MER GAYE WAFAYI SAY
AGAR NAHIN KARNA THA PYAR TO PHELE BATA DETAY
ITNI HASEEN DUNIYA HAI KAHIN AUR DIL LAGA LAYTAY.

Umar Bhar Likhtay Rahay Phir Bhi Warq Sadaa Raha....

Janay Kya Lafz Thay Jo Hum Sey Tehreer Na Hovaye...

ek dafa ek bura admi soya hua tha k us ki khawab mein shetaan ayaa aur us ko kaha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee subha kiss bhi burey admi ko de dena aur kehna k shetan k naam ka ley lo woh admi subha uthh ker ilaqey k badmash k pass jata ha aur kehta ha k yeh ek lakh rupee shetan k naam key ley lo mager woh inkar ker deta ha aur kehta ha k jaoo mein nahin ley sakta kiyon k mein pehley hi bohat bura admi hoon wahan se mayoos ho ker woh ek naikaa k pass jata ha aur us ko kehta ha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka ley lo woh bhi inkar ker dete ha k mein nahin ley saktee mein pehley hi gunagaar hoon woh wahan se mauus ho ker ilaqey k inspector k pass jata ha aur kehta ha inspector sahab yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka inspector pehley to us ko ghoorta ha phir achanak apney admion ko awaz de ker kehta ha oyee bachoo is ko ulta latka ker chatrool ker is ki -
woh admmi bara pereshan hota ha k mein to is ko paisee de raha hoon aur yeh merey sath aisa kiyon ker raha ha woh inspector ki minat samajat kerta hua kehta ha k mera qasoor to batao inspector kehta ha k raat ko shetan merey khawab mein bhi ayya tha woh to keh raha tha k 2 lakh hain tum ek hi layee ho nikaloo doosra lakh warna chaloo drawing room .................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher-""Why are you scratching yourself?""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""