Aleezay Abbasi

aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)

aik admi ko mazak ki buhat adat thi us ney apnay dost ko america khat likha jis mein sirf yeh likha tha key mein khariat sey hoon .is key kuch din baad america sey aik bhari parcel aiya jis ko choraney key liye us aaadmi key kafi paisey kerch hogaee jab us ko khool ker dekha tu us mein sey aik pather nikla jis key saath chit lagee huee thee aur us chit per likha tha key merey dil sey fikar ka bhari pathar utar gaya .......he.hehehe

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

aik dafa aik asma rastay se ja raha tha to rastay ma aik ro admi khara gana ga raha tha tho phala admi na pahli tha wo waha se guzra to thosra admi koy or gana ga raha tha or gab wo wapis araha tha to thosra bandsa koi or gana ga raha tha to pahala admi nai pocha ka gb mai ga raha tha to tum kuch or ga rahai tha or gab aa raha ho to kuch dosray na gawab thia paha {B} side thi or ab {A}side hai...!