Aleezay Abbasi

aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)

aik admi ko mazak ki buhat adat thi us ney apnay dost ko america khat likha jis mein sirf yeh likha tha key mein khariat sey hoon .is key kuch din baad america sey aik bhari parcel aiya jis ko choraney key liye us aaadmi key kafi paisey kerch hogaee jab us ko khool ker dekha tu us mein sey aik pather nikla jis key saath chit lagee huee thee aur us chit per likha tha key merey dil sey fikar ka bhari pathar utar gaya .......he.hehehe

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........