Ijunoon

Laal Baig Ko Doodh

Me Ubaal Kar

Dhoop Me Sukha

Ker Laal Mirchon Ke

Sath Pees Kar Aankhon

Par Laganay Se

Nazar Kamzor

Nahi Hoti,

Zubaida aapa ka rabri wala totka

Agar Nazly or khansi ke sath sath namkeen bulgum bhi Aa rahi ho to

thori cheeni kha lain

us se Ap ko Rabrri ka maza Aay ga

Shair Bank Me Daaka Daalne Gaya aur Bola:
Arz Kia He,

Taqdeer Me Jo He Wo Miley Ga
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hiley Ga

Apne Kuch Khawab Meri Aankhon Se Nikaal Do
Jo Kuch Bhi He Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do

Boht Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulane Ki
Koi Hoshyari Mat Karna Police Ko Bulane Ki

Dil Ka Aangan Tere Bin Veeran Para He
Jaldi Karo Bahir GHALIB Pareshan Khara He.

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...