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Ijunoon

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 06, 2003

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Shair Bank Me Daaka Daalne Gaya aur Bola:
Arz Kia He,

Taqdeer Me Jo He Wo Miley Ga
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hiley Ga

Apne Kuch Khawab Meri Aankhon Se Nikaal Do
Jo Kuch Bhi He Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do

Boht Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulane Ki
Koi Hoshyari Mat Karna Police Ko Bulane Ki

Dil Ka Aangan Tere Bin Veeran Para He
Jaldi Karo Bahir GHALIB Pareshan Khara He.

· 2 Like · Oct 29, 2019 at 18:10

Category: miscellaneous

Quotes / English Quotes

Ijunoon

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

· 11 Like · Aug 19, 2019 at 21:08

Category: english-quotes

Quotes / English Quotes

Ijunoon

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

· 11 Like · Aug 19, 2019 at 18:08

Category: english-quotes

Quotes / English Quotes

Ijunoon

Never Ruin An Apology With An Excuse

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

· 11 Like · Aug 19, 2019 at 14:08

Category: english-quotes

Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Ijunoon

Baat Baat Par Qasam Khanay Walay Log

baat baat par qasam khanay walay log jhootay hotay hain

· 9 Like · Aug 17, 2019 at 20:08

Category: urdu-quotes

Jokes / Judge Aur Mujrim

Ijunoon

Kaun Sala Aisa Kehta Hai

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

· 4 Like · May 23, 2019 at 18:05

Category: judge-aur-mujrim

Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ijunoon

Karachi Ki Koi Colony Ya Chowrangi Mere Name Par Bhi Ho

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 18:05

Category: miya-aur-biwi

Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Mobile Aya To Kya Kya Khatam Hua?

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 11:05

Category: miscellaneous

Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Jigri Dost Ki Teen Nishaniya

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

· 1 Like · May 19, 2019 at 04:05

Category: miscellaneous

Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird