Abdul Ghaffar

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

Larka: Me tum se bohat pyaar karta hoon
Larki: Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai
Larka: Wah jee Wah Setting Hui Nahee aur Farmaishen Shuru

bacha pehlay din school se wapas aya. Maa ne poocha
betay! aaj tum ne kya kya seekha?
beta: kuch nahee. betay ne sadgi se jawab diya "kal phir jana padega"

MARAY CSS MAHBOOB KE NIZAQAT TO DAYKHO
KOTHAY PER CHARH KER JOYAH KADTAY HAY
TAREE GALEE MA AHOO KASAY TAREE GALEE KA KUTAY BADTAY HAY.

Akk Doost Dossay Dost Say Kahta Hai Kay Mujhay Apni Bive Per Shaq Hai Main Nay Dakha Hai Koee Dosra Aadmi Maray janay Kay Bad Waha Hotta Hai.
Us Ka Doost Kahtta Hai Tum Issi Waqt Office Say Jao Aur Ghir Ja Kar Dakh Loo Sara Doodh Ka Doodh Aur Pani Ka Pani Ho Jay Ga.
Woo Issa Hi Kartta Hai Aur Kuch Daer Tak Ghir Kay Pass Kara Ho Jatta Hai Issi Lamhay Waha Per Koee Is Kay Ghir Main Dakil Hi jatta Hai Woo Fouran Anpay Ghir Jatta Hai.
Ghir Anay Per Is Ki Bevi Is Say Sawal Kartti Hai Kay App Ajj Jaldi Ghir Aa Gay Hai.
Woo Kahta Hai Kay Koun Yahan Per Aya Howa Hai Is Ki Bebi Kahti Yahan Too Koee Nahi Aya.
Is Per Woo Poray Ghir Main Talash Kartta Hai Maggar Waha Per Koee Nahi Miltta Yai Sooch Kar Woo Hayret Say Mit Jatta Hai.
Per Woo Upper Chala Jatta Hai Us Ki Molaqaat Upper Ak Admi Say Hoti Hai Woo Is Kahtta Hai Yaar Tum Too Ahi Jawan Hoo Tum Kasay Mir Gay Woo Apna Sara Kissa Sona Daytta Hai.
Phir Woo Admi Say Kahtta Hai Yaar Tumharay Saat Kiya Howa Tha Tum Bhi Too Abhi No Umir Hoo.
Woo Baray Zoor Say Chalatta Hai Aur Kahtta Hai Tum Nay Pora Ghir Ki Talashe lay Li Abay Defreezer Open Kar Layta Main Us Main Hi Tha.