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Moona Malik

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 48
Member Since : Dec 13, 2012
Poetry / Sad

Moona Malik

Yaad Rakhne Se

· 1 Like · Jul 27, 2018 at 12:07
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Cheetaaa

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

· 2 Like · Jul 16, 2018 at 10:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Moona Malik

Logo Ko Bas Rehne Ka Maqsad Diya Jaye

· 4 Like · Jul 11, 2018 at 19:07
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Moona Malik

Bulandi

· 2 Like · Jun 13, 2018 at 14:06
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Love

Moona Malik

Tum Se Na Kat Sake Ga Andheron Ka Yeh Safar

· 6 Like · Mar 18, 2018 at 08:03
Category: love
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Truck And Tucker

Aik dafa aik truck nay aik bi-cycle walay ko Tucker mari aur aagay chala gaya bi-cycle walay nay angry ho kar peechay dekha kai truck walay ko dantay truck kay peechay likha howa tha""acha dost phir milain gay"".

· 1 Like · Oct 30, 2017 at 12:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Q. What Is The Difference Between Man Cricket And Women Cricket?

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 11:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Paheli

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

· 1 Like · Sep 22, 2017 at 09:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Aqal Ki Dawa

aik shaks honey kha raha hota hai to porosi puchata hai ""kya kha rahay ho"".who kahata hay -aqal ki dawa-.porosi sun kar haran hoa aur us ne bhi dawa mangi.us shakas ney kaha-yay muft nahin milty-.porosi(neighbour) ney 5 rupees day kar thoda sa khreeda us ko khatay he bola ""bhai ya to honey hai"" .us shaks ney kaha""dekha! spoon moon(mouth) mein jatay hi aqal aa gai"".

· 1 Like · Sep 09, 2017 at 08:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Mulaa Naserruddin

aik martaba naseerudin aik martaba kise buliding ki chat par baithaa hoota hay aik fakir nicay say uss koo bulata hay jaab naseer upar say nicay aata hay to fakir uss koo kehta hay aik rupia daidi baba mullah naseer uss koo upar laikay jata hay aur kehta hay maff kar do baba .

· 1 Like · Aug 20, 2017 at 07:08
Category: miscellaneous
 

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