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Moona Malik

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Dec 13, 2012
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Moona Malik

Bulandi

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Moona Malik

Aam Wo Log Khatay Hain

aik bar aik larkay nay apnay dost ki plate say aaam utha liyay.us kay daost nay poocha kai aaam kion uthayay us ki plate say.to us kay dost nay kaha kay gadhay aam nahi khatay.plz lauf

· 1 Like · Oct 10, 2018 at 18:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Moona Malik

pagal or bebakoof

ak dafa ak admi ke gari puncher ho jaty hai.wo tyre change kerta hai or jub wo nut laganay lugta hai tu os ko patah chalta hai kay os kay koe wheel kay charoon nut lay gia hai.ab wo bohat pershan hot hai kareeb he ak darakt per ak pagal batah hoaa tha pagal ney os admi say oski pershani ki baja pochi tu admi ne kaha ke chal pagal tu mere madad kis terha ker sektay ho.pagal ney kaha kay batao tu sahi .is per os admi nay kaha kay meri car kay wheel kay koe chroon nut oth ker lay gea hai ab main ghar kasay jaoon ga.is per pagal nay pocha kay tumari car kay wheel kitnay hain admi ney kaha kay mere car kay char wheel hain .pagal nay kaha or her wheel kay nut ketnay hain admi nay kaha kay char is per pagal nay kaha kay baqi teen(THREE)tyroon ka ak ak nut otar lo.is tarah her tyre mian teen teen nut hojain ge.gahar jaker baqi nut laga layna.is per admi bohat haran hoa.or kaha kay tum to pagal ho.pagal nay jabab dea kay hain mian pagal zaroo hoon magar bebaqoof tumariterha.

· 2 Like · Sep 28, 2018 at 19:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Moona Malik

Yaad Rakhne Se

· 1 Like · Jul 27, 2018 at 12:07
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Cheetaaa

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

· 2 Like · Jul 16, 2018 at 10:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Moona Malik

Logo Ko Bas Rehne Ka Maqsad Diya Jaye

· 4 Like · Jul 11, 2018 at 19:07
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Love

Moona Malik

Tum Se Na Kat Sake Ga Andheron Ka Yeh Safar

· 6 Like · Mar 18, 2018 at 08:03
Category: love
 
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Moona Malik

Truck And Tucker

Aik dafa aik truck nay aik bi-cycle walay ko Tucker mari aur aagay chala gaya bi-cycle walay nay angry ho kar peechay dekha kai truck walay ko dantay truck kay peechay likha howa tha""acha dost phir milain gay"".

· 1 Like · Oct 30, 2017 at 12:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Moona Malik

Q. What Is The Difference Between Man Cricket And Women Cricket?

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 11:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Moona Malik

Paheli

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

· 1 Like · Sep 22, 2017 at 09:09
Category: miscellaneous
 

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