Hira Chaudhry

aik pagal khanay may aik pagal dewar say
kaan(ear) luggay buhat daer say khara(stand) tha
aur aesa mehsoos ho raha tha jaesay ussay kuch sunnae day raha hai.
yae sub kuch doctor beatha deakh raha tha.jub buhat daer tuk wo issy hallat may khara raha toa doctor nay ussay puchanay key koshish key toa pagal nay ""shhh"" kar kay ussay chup rehnay ka isshara keya
doctor nay soacha deakhay toa sahe akhir baat kya hai.hosaqta hai is may say kohee awaz aa he rahe ho
yae soach kar wo be dewar say kaan(ear) lugga kar khara ho gaya.aur taqrebun 5min kay baad wo hatta aur pagal say kehnay lugga ""tum kya soun rahay ho""? mujay toa kuch sunnae nahee day raha hai.
pagal nay kaha
mai aik gaenthay(1 hour) say yaha kaan luggaey khara hu
jub mujay sunae nahe deya toa bhalla 5min may tujay kya sunae day gaa ....
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A Pakistani politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked ""How can you afford all this on a meagre senator-s salary?""
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!

BOY:HI!DIDNT WE GO ON A DATE ONCE?OR WAS IT TWICE?
GIRL:MUST HAVE BEEN ONCE.I NEVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES TWICE.........

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